tylerpihl.bsky.social
@tylerpihl.bsky.social
Yep, it's me, the owner of the most exquisite plastic patio furniture in the world. I'm also the co-inventor of indoor plumbing.

All memes are blatantly and shamlessly stolen from random sources and friends.
NEW: You betrayed your voters yet again to get some fucking political ammo and need to pay a God damn price for once. Instead of this centrist bullshit maybe grow a spine?
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wow, that's why you fucking dumb shits are letting health insurance prices go up? What in the fuck was any of it for dipshits?! This helps SOOO many people gosh, thanks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
STEP THE FUCK DOWN CHUCK! YOU KEEP DEMONSTRATING OVER AND OVER AND OVER HOW INEPT YOU ARE .
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If only you catastrophic morons could read the god damn room.

Do you realize how viciously and justifiably angry your supporters are with you?

What is your plan next year? Run on, "we're not them," that's worked SO well at attracting the electorate
March 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
As a millennial, you and the entire current Democratic leadership have made it abundantly clear that you have no interest in attracting the electorate.

So why don't you do the decent fucking thing and step down so someone with a spine can do the job you've made clear you're unwilling to do.
March 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Will you please shut the fuck up, never appear on TV again, do the decent damn thing and stepdown? Jesus Christ you spineless prick. How did you and the entire Dem leadership respond to naked fascism? Oh we'll just let them do everything they want with no pushback.
March 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And just so we're clear to all of us voters and donors.

Who exactly let this happen by seemingly losing EVERY fucking time it matters?

Is a continual strategy of centrism attracting the electorate? No it isn't, have you fuckers finally figured out something novel or will you just waste more time?
March 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You have reached the discovery page again, congrats on the chaos and exposure.
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
You suck so bad at attracting voters it blows my mind.
March 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Nice, if I ONLY you hadn't fucked up so badly, that no one wanted to vote for you dumbasses.
March 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
When you lost, fair and square to them - consider shutting the fuck up, until you come up with some ideas?

Thanks,

-the American People
March 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Would've been nice if you didn't continue phoning in politics.
March 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Oh, so you money whore douchebags can't even speak towards your own defense now? You need an outspoken Independent leftist to do it for you, fucking losers.

What the fuck are you actually doing?! Change or continue to die as a serious party, dickheads.
March 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm genuinely hoping to see you weak ass clowns running away from righteously angry dems in the very near future too.

You absolutely deserve it for your repeated failures to listen to what people are saying and refusal to adapt your strategy.
March 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hey, just a reminder, you fucking lost, badly. So in many ways, it makes you just a cancer on Progressivism.

Just because you're a shade of leftism (objectively a really crap one, status quo fucks) and the only other option, does not make people vote for you.

Maybe try do something about that?
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
And because you fucking morons refuse to adapt and actually attract the electorate, you really should maybe get off your asses and start shaping a campaign on FURTHER LEFT policies.

Not this watered down centrist horseshit you don't seem to understand has been losing you seats and power. GET ANGRY!
March 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Do you really wanna run another milk toast, middle of the road, candidate? It doesn't seem to be working.
February 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You are fucking god damn right I blame the Democrats now, they should answer for losing, TWICE to the GOP.
February 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nope, we were running a weak candidate. We fucked up handing that over to a competent one and lost, badly. Who is responsible for that?
February 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Awesome, tell me how you actually hold legislative power that matters right now? Did you manage to lose it all like fucking morons?
February 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM