Tyler Loch
@tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I make computers do awesome things, even when they're not supposed to.
Professional autodidact.
Wrote VisualHub, iSquint, & FlashFrozen long ago.
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Professional autodidact.
Wrote VisualHub, iSquint, & FlashFrozen long ago.
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@TylerLoch on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Amid all this Apple executive shuffling hubbub, I'm compelled to remind you of the time I got Jony Ive fired.
You're still welcome.
You're still welcome.
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Amid all this Apple executive shuffling hubbub, I'm compelled to remind you of the time I got Jony Ive fired.
You're still welcome.
You're still welcome.
While sleeping, I figured out how to successfully get Waffle House to expand into the midwest.
AI is great at illustrating ideas that came to you in a dream. Hallucinating a hallucination, if you will. I would totally go to this restaurant three times a day.
AI is great at illustrating ideas that came to you in a dream. Hallucinating a hallucination, if you will. I would totally go to this restaurant three times a day.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
While sleeping, I figured out how to successfully get Waffle House to expand into the midwest.
AI is great at illustrating ideas that came to you in a dream. Hallucinating a hallucination, if you will. I would totally go to this restaurant three times a day.
AI is great at illustrating ideas that came to you in a dream. Hallucinating a hallucination, if you will. I would totally go to this restaurant three times a day.
Having a lonely key signing ceremony, all by myself.
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Having a lonely key signing ceremony, all by myself.
Recording for posterity before clicking the Remove button...
I made a fork of uBlock Origin Lite that worked at the highest filtering level without requiring user interaction/permission, and planned to deploy it for the fleet under my care.
uBlock Origin […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
I made a fork of uBlock Origin Lite that worked at the highest filtering level without requiring user interaction/permission, and planned to deploy it for the fleet under my care.
uBlock Origin […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Recording for posterity before clicking the Remove button...
I made a fork of uBlock Origin Lite that worked at the highest filtering level without requiring user interaction/permission, and planned to deploy it for the fleet under my care.
uBlock Origin […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
I made a fork of uBlock Origin Lite that worked at the highest filtering level without requiring user interaction/permission, and planned to deploy it for the fleet under my care.
uBlock Origin […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
...but…no. This email is not one of those. It's, like, the opposite…
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
...but…no. This email is not one of those. It's, like, the opposite…
RIP 1st-Generation Nest Learning Thermostat. Killed by cloud-only control and a corporate parent with a low attention span.
I was an early adopter and bought one of the first off the assembly line. One of the most beautiful (inside and out) pieces of […]
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I was an early adopter and bought one of the first off the assembly line. One of the most beautiful (inside and out) pieces of […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
October 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
RIP 1st-Generation Nest Learning Thermostat. Killed by cloud-only control and a corporate parent with a low attention span.
I was an early adopter and bought one of the first off the assembly line. One of the most beautiful (inside and out) pieces of […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
I was an early adopter and bought one of the first off the assembly line. One of the most beautiful (inside and out) pieces of […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
Sometimes you order Regular electricity, but they deliver Spicy instead. Computers love surprises.
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes you order Regular electricity, but they deliver Spicy instead. Computers love surprises.
Really, in today’s world, it’s almost more disturbing if your child is NOT drawing things like this.
June 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Really, in today’s world, it’s almost more disturbing if your child is NOT drawing things like this.
Props to this kids shirt designer for secretly resurfacing the most ancient of memes
June 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Props to this kids shirt designer for secretly resurfacing the most ancient of memes
My kid gets me. Perhaps a bit too well.
June 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My kid gets me. Perhaps a bit too well.
I put DOS on this. Fight me.
April 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I put DOS on this. Fight me.
Glad to see Facebook has absolutely zero quality control (or shame) when it comes to ads.
This lovely specimen leads people to one of those “oh no your machine is virused. call this number for Micorsoft Suppört” scams.
This lovely specimen leads people to one of those “oh no your machine is virused. call this number for Micorsoft Suppört” scams.
March 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Glad to see Facebook has absolutely zero quality control (or shame) when it comes to ads.
This lovely specimen leads people to one of those “oh no your machine is virused. call this number for Micorsoft Suppört” scams.
This lovely specimen leads people to one of those “oh no your machine is virused. call this number for Micorsoft Suppört” scams.
I don't know who needs to see this, but here is a very high resolution Shrek eye.
March 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don't know who needs to see this, but here is a very high resolution Shrek eye.
Oops, a scammer sent out the randomization template for their bitcoin sextortion email by accident.
Even less readable, but it still got caught by the quarantine filter.
Better luck next time!
Even less readable, but it still got caught by the quarantine filter.
Better luck next time!
March 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oops, a scammer sent out the randomization template for their bitcoin sextortion email by accident.
Even less readable, but it still got caught by the quarantine filter.
Better luck next time!
Even less readable, but it still got caught by the quarantine filter.
Better luck next time!
Boss: "Can you check that this outside email address won't be blocked?”
Me: “Since we don't default-deny email, it’s effectively allowed. You won't have any problems.”
Boss: "Can you just make sure?”
Me:
Me: “Since we don't default-deny email, it’s effectively allowed. You won't have any problems.”
Boss: "Can you just make sure?”
Me:
February 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Boss: "Can you check that this outside email address won't be blocked?”
Me: “Since we don't default-deny email, it’s effectively allowed. You won't have any problems.”
Boss: "Can you just make sure?”
Me:
Me: “Since we don't default-deny email, it’s effectively allowed. You won't have any problems.”
Boss: "Can you just make sure?”
Me:
Working on the reverse proxy…through the reverse proxy — how it’s actually going to go
February 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Working on the reverse proxy…through the reverse proxy — how it’s actually going to go
Working on the reverse proxy…through the reverse proxy — how I expect it to go
February 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Working on the reverse proxy…through the reverse proxy — how I expect it to go
I got everything I need now to become the next Ea-nāṣir!
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I got everything I need now to become the next Ea-nāṣir!
Can’t tell if it's a bug, or a rude retort.
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Can’t tell if it's a bug, or a rude retort.
It's been quite an afternoon over here…
December 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
It's been quite an afternoon over here…
I also like when the computer restarts 10+ times, each time showing this.
December 10, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I also like when the computer restarts 10+ times, each time showing this.
Yes hi, I was told a Thunderbolt collection would provide high transfer speeds?
December 10, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Yes hi, I was told a Thunderbolt collection would provide high transfer speeds?
