Toaster Wizard
@tylerjeff.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Show of hands: who can ever eat just one ice cream sandwich? Follow up: favorite kind/brand?
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Show of hands: who can ever eat just one ice cream sandwich? Follow up: favorite kind/brand?
The shirt’s giving…sherbet.
July 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The shirt’s giving…sherbet.
Y’all wanna watch me toss my salad? Check below⬇️
July 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Y’all wanna watch me toss my salad? Check below⬇️
And he unmatched. 😭😭😭
I have an actual date with a cute guy for the first time since I separated from my husband. Told my best friend and the bitch had the audacity to ask is it was a date date or a slut date!
a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth with his hand
ALT: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth with his hand
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July 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And he unmatched. 😭😭😭
Working today when I’d much rather be home playing FFXV. Imagine as a kid we WANTED to be adults.
July 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Working today when I’d much rather be home playing FFXV. Imagine as a kid we WANTED to be adults.
The Jeff that I am now wants to throat punch the Jeff I was this morning who didn’t stop and get gas who has to now stop in a torrential downpour. Gods I hate him right now
July 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Jeff that I am now wants to throat punch the Jeff I was this morning who didn’t stop and get gas who has to now stop in a torrential downpour. Gods I hate him right now
Love the wfh days.
July 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Love the wfh days.
I have an actual date with a cute guy for the first time since I separated from my husband. Told my best friend and the bitch had the audacity to ask is it was a date date or a slut date!
a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth with his hand
ALT: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth with his hand
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have an actual date with a cute guy for the first time since I separated from my husband. Told my best friend and the bitch had the audacity to ask is it was a date date or a slut date!
I’d like to think I’m a very patient person until I’m dealing with stupid people.
July 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’d like to think I’m a very patient person until I’m dealing with stupid people.
Got a full length mirror for my room and within like 10 minutes scared the shit out of myself when I turned around and saw my reflection. 😂😂
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Got a full length mirror for my room and within like 10 minutes scared the shit out of myself when I turned around and saw my reflection. 😂😂
Nobody tells you when you get married what divorce is like. Sometimes you feel really excited about being on your own after so long, and other times you feel really lonely. Today’s one of those days. 😢
#divorcesucks #gay
#divorcesucks #gay
July 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nobody tells you when you get married what divorce is like. Sometimes you feel really excited about being on your own after so long, and other times you feel really lonely. Today’s one of those days. 😢
#divorcesucks #gay
#divorcesucks #gay
July 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The only thing worse than vacation brain is coming back from vacation and having to catch up on all the things you missed while on vacation.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine written on the bottom
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July 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The only thing worse than vacation brain is coming back from vacation and having to catch up on all the things you missed while on vacation.
Just left Indy and had a great time! Let’s normalize doing things on your own. You don’t have to have another person to enjoy yourself.
July 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just left Indy and had a great time! Let’s normalize doing things on your own. You don’t have to have another person to enjoy yourself.
Guys, if you haven’t tried sounding, do it. 🥵 iykyk
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Guys, if you haven’t tried sounding, do it. 🥵 iykyk
Sometimes you just need to get into some leather…
July 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sometimes you just need to get into some leather…