I bet that having a tail and it being pulled would feel really good on the spine, but I had a cat and he implied it does not feel good, so I won’t be entertaining this thought experiment any further

Having extreme back pain and I have a feeling that hanging upside down by my ankles with my head in the toilet would fix it

Just fasted for 24 hours and then ate a burrito and then drank 3 beers and smoked 3 menthol cigarettes for no reason just trying out new stuff it’s called living and growing

Went to the mall for some essentials

What is a couch if not a huge ass you can share with a friend?

I am going to build my own sleep apnea machine

Great my dentist is mad at me just like I always assumed

Getting cuked

Thinking about buying suspenders at marks work wear house or marks workwear house or marks work warehouse

I need to drill holes in wood but I worry about my upstairs neighbor. I can’t drill holes in wood at lunch in case she’s working. I can’t drill holes in wood at night in case she’s sleeping. I want to be a good neighbor who drills holes in wood

I went to art school but I refuse to ever sell out or sell art or make art or enjoy my own creativity. It’s called having principles

I went into a lengthy rant about Crispix cereal at work and it was well received by HR

Bought a new iron and a new vacuum so if anyone needs me I’ll be steaming and sucking. I also bought a new bath mat

My dad’s barn burnt to the ground and I don’t have the heart to tell him that sounds really cool I wish I was there