Ducks, please stop swimming away. I do not wish to hurt you, I just want to observe your surely fascinating lifestyles, please.

Every time I get to visit a Max & Erma's not only heals my soul, but it also vindicates my stance that Columbus losing all their locations was a major spiritual and cultural blow

Live Tyler reaction to the Cucho news:

Ruddy Duck lifer today!!

Balatro was def my GOTY BTW

I just know this card is going to fix me

It's that ti❌️e of year! Buckeyes by a ❌️illion

Watching OSU women's hockey right now is akin to reading yesterday's weather, it's so predictable and there's nothing you can do about it

If I had a nickel for every time the Columbus Blue Jackets would go down 3-0 versus Tampa Bay and come back to win, I'd have at least two nickels... Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?