Ted
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Ted
@tyler-ted.bsky.social
Single heterosexual man. I worship women. One of the last Boy Scouts. Hated Trump long before he ever considered politics. Open to new things and new people. My perfect dream, enough money to be secure, the love and devotion of a smart beautiful woman.
Watching Trump talk to children on the phone tonight was like watching a child sex predators chat room live on TV. With the biggest perve in the world on display.

Should be able to use that as evidence later, if he survives that long to see a trial. Wonder how many others were participating?
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hegshit is furious with soldiers using liquid body wash in the shower cutting down on shower injuries.

He has mandated that soldier will no longer use liquid soap and return to using bars.

Since then soldiers found Hegshit attending more showers performing anal probing when they drop their soap.
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
After Trump's penis shriveled up and fell off his body, he has been furious and has been lashing out since he can no longer be considered a man.

He went to Walter Reed and asked for gender affirming surgery to replace his missing penis.

Doctors were forced to refuse his request due to the new law
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Trump signed a new edict that starting next year Christmas will no longer be dedicated to worshipping the birth if Jesus.

Instead he labels it Trump's Christmas and everyone will worship him and cast overwhelming love for him. Changing all the old songs and hymns to include his name in praise.
🖕
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trump ordered Pentagon to shutdown the airways over the US and to shoot down anything entering US space, especially anybody in a slay pulled by reindeers. Santa may be bringing in infiltrators and is no longer considered and ally.

Hegshit drunk on eggnog already said, Kill them all!
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump has rolled out the CBP and has alerted the Hegshit to insure the boarders are sealed to prevent Santa Claus from entering the country and violating our sovereign territory.

Trump stated that Santa is WOKE and will be shot down if he attempts to enter the US.

Trump tried to gratified himself
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Love all these pictures of the RAPIST, PEDOPHILE grandpa TRUMP! I got to say, he is going to make a great looking corps when he is dead soon.

Wonder which of his cheesy golf courses he will be buried on, maybe he will be next to Ivanna, also in and unmarked grave.

Gold toilet bowl headstone?
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
BREAKING: Whitehouse has stated that Trump has gone full Godzilla over the fact that Trump's dick has all but disappeared. Trump is so pissed that he cannot masturbate any longer due to his penis all but gone.

Trump is even more pissed off that he must now sit to pee instead of standing like a man
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reason the FIFA president had to give grandpa Trump a fake award, gold foil wrapped chocolate bar on a cheesy lanyard, is to keep the senile dementia orange turd from stealing the FIFA trophy again!

Getting easier and easier to trick and confuse Trump. Dangle some gold shiny keys in front of him.
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
TRUMP is a cancer!

Like any cancer, it must be removed and DESTROYED!

Letting the cancer live only kills the host, or country in this case!
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
World WAR has already begun! Tomorrow is a day that everyone in this country should deeply review. We were finally jolted into action by an act of barbarism. We rose to the occasion and destroyed our enemies. Except one!
War is here again but the enemy is within. We need to rise to the occasion.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's past time to declare a world war against Trump! The only way we will save this country, it's reputation, it's place in the world leadership and economic friend with are long allies, is to work together cohesively and remove the Trump regime, by force is necessary, to save all our lives!
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy Thanksgivings Day to one and all!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am finding out in my silver years remembering one person who I still love with all my soul. Thinking of her fills me with warmth and comfort.

I was an idiot as a young man, didn't know what I had and lost it.

I still love Dixie Lyvonne Fuller, guess I always will.

Hope she's happy and loved!
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Another holiday season!

Letter to Santa,

I would love have more friends and if it is not too much to ask, someone special to love. Being alone sucks and I don't know how to fix it in our current world. Little help would be nice.

At least I love me, prepared an excellent dinner & the parade on TV
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Charlie Kirk was a vile piece of shit and he was met with Karma for his horrific acts and deeds. He preached hatred, division, segregation and so many other abhorrent causes.

And instead of mourning the person, the right, his wife and the cabal have declared war and done nothing but grift on it.
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The right wing lunatics, MAGA and the GOP should all be declared terrorist organizations and treated as such. They are terrorizing everyone in this nation as they push for total fascist control.

The Democratic party never stood up one second to defend this nation, its people, the constitution.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Every person in this nation should boycott Disney, ABC, Nexstar, CBS, NBC, FOX, and any and all affiliations.

No one should buy or use any of these so called companies who all capitulate to a dictator. Don't use their services, stop buying anything advertised on these propaganda outlets ever again
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Well! we are no longer a democratic republic!

This county has fallen to a dictator and everyone sat on their hands as it happened. Trump and his cabal have taken over the county and we will be forces to bow to them or be imprisoned, executed or deported. RUSSIS 3.0

They can't be stopped now.
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Well I am another statistic of Trump's tariffs. The company I work for is laying off three departments and cutting staff in order to pay their managers bonuses and shareholders dividends thinking that makes them a viable company.

I am afraid for my life now. 65 and no prospects for another job.
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What is going on with BlueSky? Why are all the post 15 hours or more old? Who is throttling the feed? Why are they depressing and slowing post? Has BlueSky capitulated to the regime?
June 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump was so humiliated over the weekend with the failure of his own vanity parade coupled with the images from across the nation of NO KINGS protest, that he has decided to punish the citizens by reversing his WORD to not target farms, ranches and food processing plants.

He means to starve us all!
June 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trumps controllers, handlers are losing their grip on reality just as Trump has lost all handles on reality. Trump has no idea what he is doing. Trump is being lied to, amped up by delusional insane people like Rubio & Miller to get Trump to unleash America's might to show the world, Dictator Trump.
June 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM