Tyler Sparkle
@tyler-sparkle.bsky.social
Rage baiters, please kindly stay off social media. Nobody wants to hear from you.
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Rage baiters, please kindly stay off social media. Nobody wants to hear from you.
Naming him Colby and not making the family's last name Jack feels like a missed opportunity. I wonder if his middle name is Jack?
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Naming him Colby and not making the family's last name Jack feels like a missed opportunity. I wonder if his middle name is Jack?
I wonder what kind of music bears like?
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I wonder what kind of music bears like?
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, ensure domestic tranquility, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity... must save the nation and constitution of the United States of America. It's time for tRump to go.
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, ensure domestic tranquility, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity... must save the nation and constitution of the United States of America. It's time for tRump to go.
Can you believe it's finally here?
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Can you believe it's finally here?
Today is January 7, 2026. She might not be riding a jetpack everywhere but they predicted that Bridgit Mendler would get a job in rocket science.
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Today is January 7, 2026. She might not be riding a jetpack everywhere but they predicted that Bridgit Mendler would get a job in rocket science.
Donald tRump needs to put his Venezuelan counterpart back in Caracas and then leave the country alone.
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Donald tRump needs to put his Venezuelan counterpart back in Caracas and then leave the country alone.
Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!
We had to put this poor, innocent cat down today and are absolutely heartbroken.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We had to put this poor, innocent cat down today and are absolutely heartbroken.
I'm not looking forward to having to put this poor, innocent cat to sleep. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm not looking forward to having to put this poor, innocent cat to sleep. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ARREST DONALD TRUMP
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
ARREST DONALD TRUMP
I took this in Bozeman, Montana in July 2018. Some things are better off extinct.
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I took this in Bozeman, Montana in July 2018. Some things are better off extinct.
Depictions of elephants where I least expect them - a bronze statue in Brussels, Belgium back in April and a purple balloon at a QFC in Bellevue, Washington during today's shopping trip.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Depictions of elephants where I least expect them - a bronze statue in Brussels, Belgium back in April and a purple balloon at a QFC in Bellevue, Washington during today's shopping trip.
Turkey day should celebrate:
Thanksgiving ❌
Türkiye's independence day (10/29/1923) ✅
I do realize they changed the spelling of their name in fatigue of American ignorance, but what do you expect from a vegetarian who celebrates Turkish independence every October 29 (without even having been)?
Thanksgiving ❌
Türkiye's independence day (10/29/1923) ✅
I do realize they changed the spelling of their name in fatigue of American ignorance, but what do you expect from a vegetarian who celebrates Turkish independence every October 29 (without even having been)?
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Turkey day should celebrate:
Thanksgiving ❌
Türkiye's independence day (10/29/1923) ✅
I do realize they changed the spelling of their name in fatigue of American ignorance, but what do you expect from a vegetarian who celebrates Turkish independence every October 29 (without even having been)?
Thanksgiving ❌
Türkiye's independence day (10/29/1923) ✅
I do realize they changed the spelling of their name in fatigue of American ignorance, but what do you expect from a vegetarian who celebrates Turkish independence every October 29 (without even having been)?
Halloween? No thanks.
Nevada day? Sign me up.
Nevada day? Sign me up.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Halloween? No thanks.
Nevada day? Sign me up.
Nevada day? Sign me up.
And the last of the decorations from Friday's holiday
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And the last of the decorations from Friday's holiday
Even more decorations from 10/31
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Even more decorations from 10/31
Student: Why isn't choir spelled quire like in the word inquire?
English teacher: For the same reason the plural of mouse is mice instead of mouses. Because English.
English teacher: For the same reason the plural of mouse is mice instead of mouses. Because English.
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Student: Why isn't choir spelled quire like in the word inquire?
English teacher: For the same reason the plural of mouse is mice instead of mouses. Because English.
English teacher: For the same reason the plural of mouse is mice instead of mouses. Because English.
This shouldn't be in the White House. No more kings. Enough is enough.
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
This shouldn't be in the White House. No more kings. Enough is enough.
The only kings in this country should either be a playing card or playing basketball in Sacramento.
October 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The only kings in this country should either be a playing card or playing basketball in Sacramento.
I moved into the dorms at Bellevue College last month. Bear flag was celebrating California's statehood, achieved September 9, 1850, because I moved in on September 9.
October 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I moved into the dorms at Bellevue College last month. Bear flag was celebrating California's statehood, achieved September 9, 1850, because I moved in on September 9.
August 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Elect a felon
Expect crimes
Expect crimes
May 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Elect a felon
Expect crimes
Expect crimes