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The Smashing Machine (Hyams): through the meat grinder. broken bodies and spirits. comebacks and letdowns. Thin line between victory and failure. Enveloped in dreary, foreboding post-rock soundscapes. Very intrigued now to see how the Safdie film diverges/meets this.
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In Babygirl when Nicole Kidman says she has 7 coffees a day
January 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You don’t hear much about Rose the Hat anymore
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Left my phone unguarded at work and noticed from afar a female employee of mine trying to spot something juicy on my phone. And she did:
November 26, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I usually trust Denzel’s judgment but uhh
November 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Sometimes you’ll be at a block party and a man in his early 60s will pull you aside and ask with conviction if The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial warrants getting a subscription to the Paramount network.
October 7, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Getting old is realizing Thief is Mann’s best film.
September 22, 2023 at 10:42 PM
If The Lovely Bones came out today, Stanley Tucci’s character would lure you into his basement, not for rape, not for companionship, but to invite you to Bluesky.
September 19, 2023 at 3:11 PM
tfw you're thinking about checking out a newer release on criterion channel, then you see it's 147 minutes, then you check lb...
August 26, 2023 at 12:43 AM
August 24, 2023 at 1:08 PM
I'm like Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas: I don't want any pertinent info texted to me where it can be traced. Everything has to be told to me in person.
August 22, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Absolutely losing it at Lars von Trier asking for a date/muse on social media and following that with “despite all this whining (about having Parkinson’s, OCD, and controlled alcoholism), I can be quite a charming partner, on a good day.”
August 15, 2023 at 11:38 PM
These vibes feel forever ago
August 14, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Rewatched Glazer’s Birth last night, uncanny similarities to Eyes Wide Shut irt to desire and death. A period in cinema where Nicole Kidman could complicate the sexual desires of both Dr. Bill Hartford and a ten-year-old boy.
August 13, 2023 at 3:06 PM