The function of the system is the purpose of the system

And right after he had the titular line in Star Wars

So is this an assault (the threat of bodily harm) or a war crime? I hear the Hague is nice this time of year.

Related: if you don't want them to do or miss a thing, move the thing. My players burnt an entire floor of the dungeon, because it was covered in flammable yellow mold. If there was a boss battle there, or a major treasure... No there wasn't, that's on a different floor.

An hero for our time 💅

Roll for who finds out /first/

Also, have regular session zeroes. Check in individually with players. Course correct periodically. You have way more unstated house rules than you think - or did you write down every judgement call since you started playing this ruleset?

I've seen two major directions on this: 1) oh, you specialized in Bastard Swords but I'm afraid this Holy Avenger is a Longsword, you can't use it; or 2) you wanna trade in Bastard Sword specialization for Scimitar? Yeah, sure, you've got some downtime. Related: stealth rolls.

Ah, so an elitist plutocracy deck

Huh, The Real Adjuster is early, I figured he'd wait for Luigi's trial to start for maximum drama. Oh well.

Anyone who's read the books, the palantir were universally good and reliable right?

I'm looking forward to the Doge lawyers arguing in front of a federal judge that Obviously all federal employees are losers or they wouldn't be on the federal payroll...