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Tygan
@tygan.bsky.social
Aspiring cook, writer, nerd, and socialist. he/him/his
I wonder why he hasn't made that claim by now. Or that he was undercover or something. At this point it seems more plausible than pretending he had no connection.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I fear what misfortune this witch is about to foretell
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bisexual means attracted to angels *and* demons
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You can also replace some potatoes with more potatoes, grate them all, add corn flakes, and bake it in a casserole
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
From each advertising to her lunch, to each according to her taste
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Does this go for all of us or just your cat?
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Space lena, cow wife
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
A stink bug (your father) killed my father (a stink bug)
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Lovely story!
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There are more trans people today* because God saved his generals for the last days to figure out their gender on their own

*I know that's not true in any significant way
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'll have to check it out!
October 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My first was Hogfather and it's still my favorite, but it's in the middle of a series. Small Gods is a great standalone
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Finished 2 Le Guin books this year, and Estraven or Ged would destroy John Galt in combat
October 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
No one's got better toxic nationalism jokes than America!
October 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Can I anthropomorphize MLMs?
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good point!
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
For example, leaders would love to ignore D&C 132, but they can't do so entirely because it's scripture. On the other hand, they can pretend that JS never said the Holy Ghost wasn't really a person because the Lectures on Faith were removed from D&C
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You're probably right. But when I think of "canon", I think of the canonized books of scripture. Something doesn't have to be canon to be doctrine, but it's harder to change it if it is
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This could easily be proven with some DNA analysis on the communion wafers
September 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"I taught you every bird you know. But not every bird... *I* know!" [battle sounds]
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It doesn't come alive until the final tooth!
September 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh is that what it means to french someone?
September 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pink pony purse!
September 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM