His beans are missing their textures

My office has some and I was alone there today so it was fair game.

I don’t think he’s necessarily a danger to himself, but he has a strong negative bias with a tendency towards obsessive, circular thinking that is a recipe for tormenting himself forever. If you’re still stalking me, respond to your friends dude. They love you and want what’s best for you.

….. Ok that interests me.

Don’t do it man

It’s the amoeba that makes you like mansmell instead of cat piss

Maybe it’s epigenetic; armpits were being sniffed all around me so mine became more sniffable in response.

Thanks for stopping for a moment when my friends and I said hi, it meant a lot! I hope we didn’t make you feel too awkward!

So that’s what that taste was

I’ll keep an eye out for ya