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I live near Yosemite National Park in a rural county that’s very red! 🥲No LONGER PATIENTLY waiting on my MAGA neighbors! 100 days in & pissed now! I love the outdoors, hiking,kind people, & state parks.
Hate Dies In Love 🥰
Music is therapy.
Hate Dies In Love 🥰
Music is therapy.
These cats are so bored with me. I get the feeling they want me to hurry up & finish my tasks so I will exit their space! 🤣
Happy Caturday.
Happy Caturday.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
These cats are so bored with me. I get the feeling they want me to hurry up & finish my tasks so I will exit their space! 🤣
Happy Caturday.
Happy Caturday.
Tonight fried plantains are on the menu!
I remember my abuela making them when I was a kid. I loved them.
Hope I don’t fuck these up!
Gunnar has never heard of them nor eaten them.
I just am hoping to make my abuela proud & serve the tasty treat she made for our family.
I remember my abuela making them when I was a kid. I loved them.
Hope I don’t fuck these up!
Gunnar has never heard of them nor eaten them.
I just am hoping to make my abuela proud & serve the tasty treat she made for our family.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tonight fried plantains are on the menu!
I remember my abuela making them when I was a kid. I loved them.
Hope I don’t fuck these up!
Gunnar has never heard of them nor eaten them.
I just am hoping to make my abuela proud & serve the tasty treat she made for our family.
I remember my abuela making them when I was a kid. I loved them.
Hope I don’t fuck these up!
Gunnar has never heard of them nor eaten them.
I just am hoping to make my abuela proud & serve the tasty treat she made for our family.
The grifter n thief has not just run the 🇺🇸 into the ground he’s bankrupt it! Tax breaks for the oligarch donors, no 💰 for our most vulnerable, so no SNAP, he’s not governing( no negotiations) just thinking he’s a mob boss & demanding obedience. 🇺🇸 is the laughing stock of the 🌎. ICEstapo gets paid! 🖕
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The grifter n thief has not just run the 🇺🇸 into the ground he’s bankrupt it! Tax breaks for the oligarch donors, no 💰 for our most vulnerable, so no SNAP, he’s not governing( no negotiations) just thinking he’s a mob boss & demanding obedience. 🇺🇸 is the laughing stock of the 🌎. ICEstapo gets paid! 🖕
No surprise he wants to support the people that feed, fuel, & clothe the American people.
It reads to me he wants to support his oligarch donors & fuck the rest of us!
He’s shitting on his base & the rest of us & his base will bathe in his shit & say it smells wonderful.
It reads to me he wants to support his oligarch donors & fuck the rest of us!
He’s shitting on his base & the rest of us & his base will bathe in his shit & say it smells wonderful.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No surprise he wants to support the people that feed, fuel, & clothe the American people.
It reads to me he wants to support his oligarch donors & fuck the rest of us!
He’s shitting on his base & the rest of us & his base will bathe in his shit & say it smells wonderful.
It reads to me he wants to support his oligarch donors & fuck the rest of us!
He’s shitting on his base & the rest of us & his base will bathe in his shit & say it smells wonderful.
Love his transition team! They appear to be a fair representation of the people of the USA!
Intelligent, educated, & qualified women! This diverse group reflects the power of the people in this nation state!
Intelligent, educated, & qualified women! This diverse group reflects the power of the people in this nation state!
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Love his transition team! They appear to be a fair representation of the people of the USA!
Intelligent, educated, & qualified women! This diverse group reflects the power of the people in this nation state!
Intelligent, educated, & qualified women! This diverse group reflects the power of the people in this nation state!
Thought I’d check to see if my vote has been received & notice my county is the only lame ass county that doesn’t not have the area code highlighted w phone number! Ffs. Of course, I know my area code but red counties sure are lame AF!! I’ll call Monday.
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thought I’d check to see if my vote has been received & notice my county is the only lame ass county that doesn’t not have the area code highlighted w phone number! Ffs. Of course, I know my area code but red counties sure are lame AF!! I’ll call Monday.
Ollie is staring at me waiting for me to jump up & add food to her full bowl of food. This cat rules our house.
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ollie is staring at me waiting for me to jump up & add food to her full bowl of food. This cat rules our house.
We all remember shrapnel hitting the VP’s motorcade on the 1-5 on Oct 18.
What could possibly go wrong with this inept regime “immediately” testing nukes?
The POTUS that doesn’t even know which dept tests nukes,DOE, demanding a different dept to test nukes, DOD.
We are fucked Caligula’s nuts!
What could possibly go wrong with this inept regime “immediately” testing nukes?
The POTUS that doesn’t even know which dept tests nukes,DOE, demanding a different dept to test nukes, DOD.
We are fucked Caligula’s nuts!
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We all remember shrapnel hitting the VP’s motorcade on the 1-5 on Oct 18.
What could possibly go wrong with this inept regime “immediately” testing nukes?
The POTUS that doesn’t even know which dept tests nukes,DOE, demanding a different dept to test nukes, DOD.
We are fucked Caligula’s nuts!
What could possibly go wrong with this inept regime “immediately” testing nukes?
The POTUS that doesn’t even know which dept tests nukes,DOE, demanding a different dept to test nukes, DOD.
We are fucked Caligula’s nuts!
Go Blue Jays!!!! Yay!
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October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Go Blue Jays!!!! Yay!
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Dearest Sarah by Goodnight Texas
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dearest Sarah by Goodnight Texas
Thanks to Gavin Newsom
Closing I5 no member of the public was hurt. To state “there are no public safety concerns” seems a STUPID AF statement to make since a missile exploded unexpectedly over I5 & hit the VP’s motorcade.
Can’t make this shit up! Bombing cities in America is just to be expected 🤦♀️
Closing I5 no member of the public was hurt. To state “there are no public safety concerns” seems a STUPID AF statement to make since a missile exploded unexpectedly over I5 & hit the VP’s motorcade.
Can’t make this shit up! Bombing cities in America is just to be expected 🤦♀️
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thanks to Gavin Newsom
Closing I5 no member of the public was hurt. To state “there are no public safety concerns” seems a STUPID AF statement to make since a missile exploded unexpectedly over I5 & hit the VP’s motorcade.
Can’t make this shit up! Bombing cities in America is just to be expected 🤦♀️
Closing I5 no member of the public was hurt. To state “there are no public safety concerns” seems a STUPID AF statement to make since a missile exploded unexpectedly over I5 & hit the VP’s motorcade.
Can’t make this shit up! Bombing cities in America is just to be expected 🤦♀️
I learned today, on Bluesky, that a group of frogs is called AN ARMY! Getting a frog costume soon. I used my cowardly lion costume today! lol
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I learned today, on Bluesky, that a group of frogs is called AN ARMY! Getting a frog costume soon. I used my cowardly lion costume today! lol
October 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Walmart app shows 1,000+ poster boards have been ordered since yesterday!
People are getting their No Kings poster boards! 👊
People are getting their No Kings poster boards! 👊
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Walmart app shows 1,000+ poster boards have been ordered since yesterday!
People are getting their No Kings poster boards! 👊
People are getting their No Kings poster boards! 👊
California where are elected continue to give a voice via special elections.
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
California where are elected continue to give a voice via special elections.
I have one huge butternut squash currently baking in oven while I ready the rest to bake.
Spending my weekend cooking butternut squash so I can make butternut squash soup throughout the winter.
Gonna vacuum seal & freeze the squash so it’s ready to make soup.
Also making signs for No Kings day!
Spending my weekend cooking butternut squash so I can make butternut squash soup throughout the winter.
Gonna vacuum seal & freeze the squash so it’s ready to make soup.
Also making signs for No Kings day!
October 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I have one huge butternut squash currently baking in oven while I ready the rest to bake.
Spending my weekend cooking butternut squash so I can make butternut squash soup throughout the winter.
Gonna vacuum seal & freeze the squash so it’s ready to make soup.
Also making signs for No Kings day!
Spending my weekend cooking butternut squash so I can make butternut squash soup throughout the winter.
Gonna vacuum seal & freeze the squash so it’s ready to make soup.
Also making signs for No Kings day!
Received my Ballot yesterday & cast my vote!
YES on Prop 50!
YES on Prop 50!
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Received my Ballot yesterday & cast my vote!
YES on Prop 50!
YES on Prop 50!
Do you see what I see?
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Do you see what I see?
He’s owning the government shut down! He wanted the shut down.
He’s told the world with this tweet!!
He’s told the world with this tweet!!
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He’s owning the government shut down! He wanted the shut down.
He’s told the world with this tweet!!
He’s told the world with this tweet!!
If you need more proof than the educated, intelligent, successful, former VP’s words then here ya go… read his words!
He always knew about Project 2025. He lied AGAIN.
He always knew about Project 2025. He lied AGAIN.
October 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you need more proof than the educated, intelligent, successful, former VP’s words then here ya go… read his words!
He always knew about Project 2025. He lied AGAIN.
He always knew about Project 2025. He lied AGAIN.
Republicans own this 💯! People who did not vote for VP Harris own this 💯
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Republicans own this 💯! People who did not vote for VP Harris own this 💯
Hey MAGA he lied to you! Doubt any of you have even read Project 2025 that he claimed he knew nothing about!
Caligula needs to go! This Project 2025 regime needs to go! Don’t wait for midterms! Show up Oct 18 for the national No Kings protest!
Caligula needs to go! This Project 2025 regime needs to go! Don’t wait for midterms! Show up Oct 18 for the national No Kings protest!
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey MAGA he lied to you! Doubt any of you have even read Project 2025 that he claimed he knew nothing about!
Caligula needs to go! This Project 2025 regime needs to go! Don’t wait for midterms! Show up Oct 18 for the national No Kings protest!
Caligula needs to go! This Project 2025 regime needs to go! Don’t wait for midterms! Show up Oct 18 for the national No Kings protest!