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@twunkyotter.bsky.social
· May 27
Coffee is the only thing keeping me alive this morning
The genuine horror and confusion straight girl friends get when you don’t use a gay voice for a second is so fucking funny
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The genuine horror and confusion straight girl friends get when you don’t use a gay voice for a second is so fucking funny
I spent a long weekend with two of my girl friends from college and it is insane how different the gay male and straight female gaze is. Every man I found hot they were revolted by and every man they found hot looked so squirrelly and effeminate to me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I spent a long weekend with two of my girl friends from college and it is insane how different the gay male and straight female gaze is. Every man I found hot they were revolted by and every man they found hot looked so squirrelly and effeminate to me.
Beverly Hills bathrooms do not disappoint!
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Beverly Hills bathrooms do not disappoint!
One of my favorite things to jerk off to are “vintage” nudes from the 2000s. With the hunky tan men with digital cameras, unremovable timestamps on each photo. They feel so authentic. Like wow so there was this sexy man taking nudes on 8/5/2007. Frozen in time.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
One of my favorite things to jerk off to are “vintage” nudes from the 2000s. With the hunky tan men with digital cameras, unremovable timestamps on each photo. They feel so authentic. Like wow so there was this sexy man taking nudes on 8/5/2007. Frozen in time.
Spray tans crack me up 😩😂💀
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Spray tans crack me up 😩😂💀
Being a man is fucking awesome
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Being a man is fucking awesome
My precum is so sweet today. Anyone else taste their own?
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My precum is so sweet today. Anyone else taste their own?
Does anyone else give negative fucks about attending a college or HS reunion? I went to the same college as my parents and they are so fond of it. They are very active alumni and donors too.
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Does anyone else give negative fucks about attending a college or HS reunion? I went to the same college as my parents and they are so fond of it. They are very active alumni and donors too.
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
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Yes I’m a top with a smooth pink hole. Yes I want it rimmed. Yes we exist!
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yes I’m a top with a smooth pink hole. Yes I want it rimmed. Yes we exist!
I dressed up as my tuxedo cat for Halloween 🐈⬛🤵🏻♂️
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I dressed up as my tuxedo cat for Halloween 🐈⬛🤵🏻♂️
Real men take lavender bubble baths
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Real men take lavender bubble baths
Perfect censorship!
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Perfect censorship!
Finally bath season again
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally bath season again
Yes my Southern ass wore this at 50°
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yes my Southern ass wore this at 50°
Does anyone else get major ick from being called babe or baby 😩? Unless you’re an elderly woman calling me baby I don’t wanna hear either lmfao
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Does anyone else get major ick from being called babe or baby 😩? Unless you’re an elderly woman calling me baby I don’t wanna hear either lmfao
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I swear my girl friends are so picky about men. Meanwhile I’m over here like if he has…
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
a man in a suit and tie points to a check mark on a red background
ALT: a man in a suit and tie points to a check mark on a red background
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October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I swear my girl friends are so picky about men. Meanwhile I’m over here like if he has…
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
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Everything is better with a group.
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Everything is better with a group.
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Who wants some andouille?
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who wants some andouille?
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