They drew first blood.

-some haggard war veteran

The same people who think this indicates we’re doing well are also currently championing Florida’s decision to roll back child labor protections to Industrial Revolution standards.

I searched for this xD

“Hundreds”

LOL of course this is of utmost importance.

But let’s ignore the fact that Oklahoma places DEAD LAST in test scores.

That’s right. Okies are the dumbest humans in the entire nation.

But at least there’s a *rump bibble in every classroom. /s

Yes.

Military leadership has been pulling this same shit for as long as we’ve had tour length requirements.

My unit was always brought personnel back home just before we’d qualify for a short or long tour medal.

I see what you did there /wink