Shovelhead
@twowheelsbest.bsky.social
Retired. 🇨🇦 male. Rides motorcycle, bicycle. Likes books, dogs, music, walks, beer, sunny days.
All at once? I wish!
Can fix many things, just not very well, sometimes.
Hates bad drivers, fascists, posers, idiots.
Internal Bullshit Detector VERY sensitive!
All at once? I wish!
Can fix many things, just not very well, sometimes.
Hates bad drivers, fascists, posers, idiots.
Internal Bullshit Detector VERY sensitive!
Bullshit Barbie rolls off the tongue better than Propaganda Barbie.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Bullshit Barbie rolls off the tongue better than Propaganda Barbie.
Another asshole "finding Jesus" in prison.
How utterly predictable...
How utterly predictable...
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Another asshole "finding Jesus" in prison.
How utterly predictable...
How utterly predictable...
Hi! Captain Obvious here. I approve this message.
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hi! Captain Obvious here. I approve this message.
Only good fascist is a dead fascist!
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Only good fascist is a dead fascist!
I am curious, but a little afraid, to see what a non-larval stage of Greg Bovino would look like. Izzat bad?
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I am curious, but a little afraid, to see what a non-larval stage of Greg Bovino would look like. Izzat bad?
Nice try, Mark, but how about going after vertical integration in grocery supply, and putting REAL TEETH into our Anti-Competition laws.
There's no way Weston et al are going to lower their shareholder bonuses without deterrents for price-gouging.
There's no way Weston et al are going to lower their shareholder bonuses without deterrents for price-gouging.
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Nice try, Mark, but how about going after vertical integration in grocery supply, and putting REAL TEETH into our Anti-Competition laws.
There's no way Weston et al are going to lower their shareholder bonuses without deterrents for price-gouging.
There's no way Weston et al are going to lower their shareholder bonuses without deterrents for price-gouging.
Boycott US travel.
Boycott US goods and services.
Boycott the World Cup.
Hit the oligarchs where it hurt$!
Boycott US goods and services.
Boycott the World Cup.
Hit the oligarchs where it hurt$!
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Boycott US travel.
Boycott US goods and services.
Boycott the World Cup.
Hit the oligarchs where it hurt$!
Boycott US goods and services.
Boycott the World Cup.
Hit the oligarchs where it hurt$!
2nd Amendment pussies: those of you who can read, please explain this post of Cheeto's to your friends.
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
2nd Amendment pussies: those of you who can read, please explain this post of Cheeto's to your friends.
Gestapo is a close comparison, but really doesn't put the blame for your armed, anonymous death squads on the people who authorized this.
I suggest "Trumpstapo". ICE is what criminal Kristi would have her goons be called.
I suggest "Trumpstapo". ICE is what criminal Kristi would have her goons be called.
January 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Gestapo is a close comparison, but really doesn't put the blame for your armed, anonymous death squads on the people who authorized this.
I suggest "Trumpstapo". ICE is what criminal Kristi would have her goons be called.
I suggest "Trumpstapo". ICE is what criminal Kristi would have her goons be called.
Hey, what could possibly go wrong, amirite?
Nothing says safety like "self-regulating" safety! /S
Nothing says safety like "self-regulating" safety! /S
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hey, what could possibly go wrong, amirite?
Nothing says safety like "self-regulating" safety! /S
Nothing says safety like "self-regulating" safety! /S
Exactly! Electrical infrastructure requires timely maintenance. Deferment means $$$ spent later.
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Exactly! Electrical infrastructure requires timely maintenance. Deferment means $$$ spent later.
Both Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller are lying sacks of shit, and need to be tried for their crimes. Until that time comes, document EVERYTHING.
Believe what your eyes see, and don't fall for the official spin.
The cracks are starting to show! Take heart, true patriots. ♥️ from 🇨🇦
Believe what your eyes see, and don't fall for the official spin.
The cracks are starting to show! Take heart, true patriots. ♥️ from 🇨🇦
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Both Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller are lying sacks of shit, and need to be tried for their crimes. Until that time comes, document EVERYTHING.
Believe what your eyes see, and don't fall for the official spin.
The cracks are starting to show! Take heart, true patriots. ♥️ from 🇨🇦
Believe what your eyes see, and don't fall for the official spin.
The cracks are starting to show! Take heart, true patriots. ♥️ from 🇨🇦
Stay warm inside, preferably in bed. Bring a friend with you, and the time will fly? 😉
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Stay warm inside, preferably in bed. Bring a friend with you, and the time will fly? 😉
Thanks for the new band name!
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Thanks for the new band name!
Hey, is a mini-stroke really, really painful?
Asking for a friend....
Asking for a friend....
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Hey, is a mini-stroke really, really painful?
Asking for a friend....
Asking for a friend....
"midterms" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"midterms" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks!
I hate it!
I hate it!
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Thanks!
I hate it!
I hate it!
Reposted by Shovelhead
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
And 1 box of Boeberts is as dumb as 3 bags of hammers, so....
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
And 1 box of Boeberts is as dumb as 3 bags of hammers, so....
That's no stick. That's Stephen Miller's head. 🤣🤣🤣
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
That's no stick. That's Stephen Miller's head. 🤣🤣🤣
dRumph: That damn Biden!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
dRumph: That damn Biden!!