How many years have I been misspelling it AND mispronouncing it???

I relinquish all claims to chairing this Teams meeting. (Oh. Steve the Otter can't open the PowerPoint by himself. Fine.)

Thunder rumbles overhead,
lightning cracks the sky,
as the Titans battle.

I don't carry ID anymore.

I can show them [MyActualName] at hotmail dot com

Hey wake up crew!

New body-horror short story just dropped by Wendig.

"those soft little noodle-tubes are deeply, deeply comforting. Texturally they’re a wonder — barely any texture at all, just a soft, acquiescent bundle of not-quite-goo in your mouth,"

The protagonist's name is Sam but it's not until the sequel you learn it's short for...

Hey, maybe both but you do you!

... but not in front of me. Now you're blocking my lane.

...and not on this shortcut. Then everybody will take this shortcut!

Look, maybe just stay the hell away from me. It'll be better that way.

Asking for a friend...

Sourdough pancakes for breakfast! Lots of discard.

Wait for it to fall?! I've been rushing it. Been giving it more food when it _started rising.

Let it rest on the counter not the fridge, right?

Good choice for today.
Rain rattling off the windows weather.

"Sorry, kid. I'm just a fiction of American democracy."