Jason Wells
twotired.bsky.social
Jason Wells
@twotired.bsky.social
puns
some say it's triple-ply
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I guess if you're lucky you'll hear her before you see her
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I guess that rules out parenting
October 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
If you did, you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it doesn't really make sense because the wheel would have to be off before placing the blocks like this
September 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
also, they probably couldn't handle the weight IRL
September 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the refs are officially worked
September 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's obviously not down to 0% as long as he's there
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You mean the orderlies?
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I guess this means it doesn't taste like brake fluid
August 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
climbing and crawling are his kryptonite
August 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
seems worth a shot
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's Medicare Fraud on every corner!
August 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
They must taste revolting
July 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In the head?
July 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I didn't realize Native Americans still made up 17% of the population
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He ignores chokepoints like a dog
July 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
that boy aint right
June 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
idle TVs are the devil's tool
April 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Amazon.com
a.co
February 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I did not not see that coming
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM