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Working 9-5, just like Dolly. No weekends here.
Clearly sandwiches with no sauce are an avenue the pensioners are enjoying. Cc Rachel @ treasury. Tax it please.
New hero just dropped
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Me: Stop using air travel. Ed @ Net Zero is livid with you for flying once a year to go to Benidorm.

Also me: Fucking Brrrrrrazzzzillll 🇧🇷 baby! Yeah. Private. The only way to fly.
November 18, 2024 at 7:44 AM
You have to be proud of your past, and believe in what you’ve done.

Especially if it involves who you’ve represented in court.

*AHEM*
November 18, 2024 at 6:38 AM
The wife caught my best side on this snap from our weekend.

Just the usual working class travel back from Llandudno.
November 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Listen @notrobertfkennedy.bsky.social health can be taxed. Health can be discriminatory. Health is racist.

We will not have right wing health in our country.

Unless there’s a free health club membership in it for our front bench.
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Hey Clive. Don’t hate on POC. We don’t accept right wingers in our new era.

Cc Yvette @ Stazi.com
November 17, 2024 at 10:33 AM
If we read them today and tomorrow can we tax them twice? Except the mirror obvs!

Cc Rachel @ treasury.
Just going to post #TomorrowsPapersToday here tonight as well as at the other place as a little test…
November 16, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Rushing back to London to watch Strictly.

Had to dash out the back door because someone parked inconsiderately round the front. #farmers
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Forced to come in at the weekend. Speech at some Welsh thing because all of the civil servants only work four days. Fuming. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social

Took me ages to get here. Tractors everywhere. @nfudc.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Just had Nigel round to watch the fight. Good craic. He likes a cheeky port. #lad

But bloody Bacon Boy Ed insisted we turn the lights off to watch it. Got up for a pee and tripped over Larry. Fuming. #netzero
November 16, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Hey @magaempire.bsky.social got any hats left? Just saw news at 10 and the economy has taken a dip. It almost worked for William Hague.
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
This account is out of the office until Monday 09:00 hours.

Angela is in charge until then. Or Wes might be. I heard her say something about ‘New York on the lash with the donor’…?
November 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Can we tax these? Cc Rachel @ Treasury
November 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Phew. Friday and I’m almost done for the weekend.

Office is deserted. Not seen anyone since Angela had that all-hands meeting on Thursday. They all left and seemed giddy.

Was going for a Chardonnay with Rachel after work, but she’s skint apparently. 🤷‍♂️
November 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM