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Adam, Graham, Dan & Chris have hacked into GCHQ and retrieved some of their recorded conversations; we present them here for you listening pleasure.
Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
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Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, n...
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May 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, ...
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May 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-315-theoretical-paper-sizes/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-315-theoretical-paper-sizes/
Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes
In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d li...
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April 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-315-theoretical-paper-sizes/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-315-theoretical-paper-sizes/
Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-311-the-chris-miles-memorial-episode/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-311-the-chris-miles-memorial-episode/
Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode
In which our heroes mourn the death of their friend Chris. Chris recounts the steps leading up to his death, Graham trie...
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April 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-311-the-chris-miles-memorial-episode/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-311-the-chris-miles-memorial-episode/
Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-310-the-new-adventures-of-geezus/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-310-the-new-adventures-of-geezus/
Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus
In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic B...
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March 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-310-the-new-adventures-of-geezus/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-310-the-new-adventures-of-geezus/
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
In which our heroes discuss plans to murder our listeners. Chris applies for a fancy job, Adam applies for an unspecifie...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-311-the-actual-famous-predictions-post/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-311-the-actual-famous-predictions-post/
Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post
In which our heroes review their prognostications from 2024 and look forward to the glorious possibilities offered by 20...
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January 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-311-the-actual-famous-predictions-post/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-311-the-actual-famous-predictions-post/
Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-312-the-one-dan-thought-was-the-famous-predictions-episode-but-isnt/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-312-the-one-dan-thought-was-the-famous-predictions-episode-but-isnt/
Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t
In which our heroes discuss the horrors involved in working for a living, discuss how to revamp the world to make a wall...
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January 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-312-the-one-dan-thought-was-the-famous-predictions-episode-but-isnt/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-312-the-one-dan-thought-was-the-famous-predictions-episode-but-isnt/
Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/12/episode-304-the-duality-of-pod/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/12/episode-304-the-duality-of-pod/
Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod
In which our heroes discuss the horrors of having to actually physically attend a place of employment, laugh at the Tori...
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December 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/12/episode-304-the-duality-of-pod/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/12/episode-304-the-duality-of-pod/
Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/episode-302-honestly-who-knows/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/episode-302-honestly-who-knows/
Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows
Look I edited this weeks ago and got distracted before I managed to upload it. I then got really self conscious about i...
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November 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/episode-302-honestly-who-knows/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/episode-302-honestly-who-knows/
Episode 301 – Play Your Berries Right
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours' ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny #owls.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours' ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny #owls.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episode 301 - Play Your Berries Right - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.
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July 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Episode 301 – Play Your Berries Right
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours' ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny #owls.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours' ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny #owls.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episode 300 – Our Digital Decade
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we've covered in a decade of sub-par #content.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we've covered in a decade of sub-par #content.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episode 300 - Our Digital Decade - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we’ve covered in a dec...
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July 30, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Episode 300 – Our Digital Decade
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we've covered in a decade of sub-par #content.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we've covered in a decade of sub-par #content.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode
In which our heroes record an extra special triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes record an extra special triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.
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July 30, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode
In which our heroes record an extra special triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes record an extra special triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Oops, the postermajigger broke, have some back-episodes.
July 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Oops, the postermajigger broke, have some back-episodes.
Episode 295 – AFC His Majesty’s Official Opposition
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.
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July 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Episode 295 – AFC His Majesty’s Official Opposition
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
Episode 294 – Dan: Yes or No?
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 294 - Dan: Yes or No? - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanti...
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June 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Episode 294 – Dan: Yes or No?
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 293 – Killr
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 293 - Killr - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
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June 20, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Episode 293 – Killr
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 292 – Full Self Driving
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 292 - Full Self Driving - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
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June 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Episode 292 – Full Self Driving
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 291 – Crimes Against Man And God
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes.
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In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
Episode 291 - Crimes Against Man And God - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn’t really contribute anything of value but hey, they can’t all be classi...
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June 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Episode 291 – Crimes Against Man And God
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes.
www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
We have a Blue Sky now. We understand this is where all the millennials who think they're still young people hang out, and that is very much our vibe.
May 31, 2024 at 1:27 PM
We have a Blue Sky now. We understand this is where all the millennials who think they're still young people hang out, and that is very much our vibe.