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Two Sentence Horror
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Dive into a world of terror with chilling, bite-sized stories that haunt you in just two sentences. From eerie whispers to spine-tingling revelations, each tale is crafted to leave you with lingering fear in a matter of seconds.
"I still don't understand how he's still alive " the doctor whispered, looking at my husband's broken body.

I slip my ghostly fingers around his heart and keep it beating, because after what he did to me, he has to keep on living for the both of us.
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“I’ve got x-ray vision,” said my med school roommate, “and that’s why I’m acing all my classes!”

Two years later, dying with every organ in my body riddled with tumors, I realized he hadn’t been joking.
August 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When I was 11, the psychic at the state fair gasped while tracing my palmline and begged me not to go outside on my 43rd birthday.

Ten years later, pinned between the summit and the impending snowstorm, I can't remember why I ever let a $7 carnie make me believe myself invincible.
August 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It took 3 nuclear detonations and the loss of several million lives to finally take down the monstrosity with multiple heads, eyes and wings that appeared over the skies.

Though it shouted "BE NOT AFRAID", we're not fooled and fear more of them are coming.
December 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Last year I was one of the many who rose up and killed the billionaires.

Last night, I was one of the many accused of secretly being a billionaire.
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
“I care about our child but asthma inhalers are expensive," said the man to his wife.

"This fake inhaler will work because placebo effect is a real thing," he added.
December 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I’ve never wanted to marry, but they say I have to marry this stranger as single womanhood is illegal now.

Thankfully widowhood is still perfectly legal.
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I hugged my daughter tightly and told her everything was going to be okay.

The thing wearing her face just laughed and said, “You’re hugging the wrong one.”
December 10, 2024 at 12:35 AM
As I opened the envelope from the War Department, I expected another letter from my son.

"Dear Mrs. Mitchell..."
December 9, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I told her "Your skin is so soft, I want to feel every inch of it in my bedroom".

And indeed, she makes the best sheets I've ever felt.
December 9, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Last month, my husband told me his twin brother was killed in a mugging.

Last night after we made love, I noticed he was missing a scar on his thigh.
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 AM
His heart was in France but his head in Germany.

The train from Paris to Berlin had been travelling at 200kph when he’d stuck his head out the window, decapitating it, before he fell back into the empty carriage.
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Scratching his head, the school photographer claimed, “The camera never lies.”

The teacher leaned in and whispered, “So can you please explain to me why this child isn’t appearing in any of the photos?”
December 6, 2024 at 2:23 PM
“This is going to help you fly like Peter Pan!” the older boy lied.

He tightened the rope around the little boy’s neck and pushed him from the treehouse.
December 6, 2024 at 7:07 AM
The young boy thought to himself that this was the best birthday he'd had yet, and while blowing out the six candles on his cake he wished that everyday could be his birthday.

He awoke the next day to find that it was indeed his birthday again, but there were seven candles on his cake this time.
December 6, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I had my wife blindfold me and cuff me to the bed, with a bunch of sex toys at hand.

I didn't know that her idea of sex toys included wire cutters and a razor knife.
December 5, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I told my daughter that in certain countries, they cut off fingers for stealing.

I kept that tradition alive after she got caught shoplifting.
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
It was over a candlelight dinner that my boyfriend told me that he loved someone else and wanted to be with her forever.

He tried to scream through the thick thread as I continued to sew them together to make sure he would keep this promise.
December 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
“Please help me" the woman wrote on one side of a piece of paper in the crowded mall while her husband was not looking at her.

"I'm having technical issues with my bomb" she wrote on the other side and handed it to the second suicide bomber.
December 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
“Finally, I'm not overweight anymore."

I sighed with relief as I stood on the bathroom scale, my unborn child lying in a bloody heap across from me.
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM
All of my relatives ignored me during church service, including my wife and kids.

It wasn’t until I saw the inside of the casket did I realize why.
December 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
“It’s a healthy baby girl!” the midwife announced as she cut the umbilical cord.

“My commiserations, would you like me to dispose of her so you can try again?” she asked the weeping, disappointed parents.
December 2, 2024 at 2:11 PM
"The only thing I'll miss from my apartment is the view", I said to my friend.

And then I climbed onto the ledge of the terrace.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 PM
“Tell me everything," said the cop, and the kid started telling him all the abuses he had been going through in detail.

After the kid finished his father paid the actor who was pretending to be a cop and after the fake cop left he decided to teach his son a lesson.
December 1, 2024 at 5:12 PM
He brought the drunk girl with him, hoping to get a quick score.

But, he failed to notice that she never actually took a sip of her drink.
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 PM