I slip my ghostly fingers around his heart and keep it beating, because after what he did to me, he has to keep on living for the both of us.
I slip my ghostly fingers around his heart and keep it beating, because after what he did to me, he has to keep on living for the both of us.
Two years later, dying with every organ in my body riddled with tumors, I realized he hadn’t been joking.
Two years later, dying with every organ in my body riddled with tumors, I realized he hadn’t been joking.
Ten years later, pinned between the summit and the impending snowstorm, I can't remember why I ever let a $7 carnie make me believe myself invincible.
Ten years later, pinned between the summit and the impending snowstorm, I can't remember why I ever let a $7 carnie make me believe myself invincible.
Though it shouted "BE NOT AFRAID", we're not fooled and fear more of them are coming.
Though it shouted "BE NOT AFRAID", we're not fooled and fear more of them are coming.
Last night, I was one of the many accused of secretly being a billionaire.
Last night, I was one of the many accused of secretly being a billionaire.
"This fake inhaler will work because placebo effect is a real thing," he added.
"This fake inhaler will work because placebo effect is a real thing," he added.
Thankfully widowhood is still perfectly legal.
Thankfully widowhood is still perfectly legal.
The thing wearing her face just laughed and said, “You’re hugging the wrong one.”
The thing wearing her face just laughed and said, “You’re hugging the wrong one.”
"Dear Mrs. Mitchell..."
"Dear Mrs. Mitchell..."
And indeed, she makes the best sheets I've ever felt.
And indeed, she makes the best sheets I've ever felt.
Last night after we made love, I noticed he was missing a scar on his thigh.
Last night after we made love, I noticed he was missing a scar on his thigh.
The train from Paris to Berlin had been travelling at 200kph when he’d stuck his head out the window, decapitating it, before he fell back into the empty carriage.
The train from Paris to Berlin had been travelling at 200kph when he’d stuck his head out the window, decapitating it, before he fell back into the empty carriage.
The teacher leaned in and whispered, “So can you please explain to me why this child isn’t appearing in any of the photos?”
The teacher leaned in and whispered, “So can you please explain to me why this child isn’t appearing in any of the photos?”
He tightened the rope around the little boy’s neck and pushed him from the treehouse.
He tightened the rope around the little boy’s neck and pushed him from the treehouse.
He awoke the next day to find that it was indeed his birthday again, but there were seven candles on his cake this time.
He awoke the next day to find that it was indeed his birthday again, but there were seven candles on his cake this time.
I didn't know that her idea of sex toys included wire cutters and a razor knife.
I didn't know that her idea of sex toys included wire cutters and a razor knife.
I kept that tradition alive after she got caught shoplifting.
I kept that tradition alive after she got caught shoplifting.
He tried to scream through the thick thread as I continued to sew them together to make sure he would keep this promise.
He tried to scream through the thick thread as I continued to sew them together to make sure he would keep this promise.
"I'm having technical issues with my bomb" she wrote on the other side and handed it to the second suicide bomber.
"I'm having technical issues with my bomb" she wrote on the other side and handed it to the second suicide bomber.
I sighed with relief as I stood on the bathroom scale, my unborn child lying in a bloody heap across from me.
I sighed with relief as I stood on the bathroom scale, my unborn child lying in a bloody heap across from me.
It wasn’t until I saw the inside of the casket did I realize why.
It wasn’t until I saw the inside of the casket did I realize why.
“My commiserations, would you like me to dispose of her so you can try again?” she asked the weeping, disappointed parents.
“My commiserations, would you like me to dispose of her so you can try again?” she asked the weeping, disappointed parents.
And then I climbed onto the ledge of the terrace.
And then I climbed onto the ledge of the terrace.
After the kid finished his father paid the actor who was pretending to be a cop and after the fake cop left he decided to teach his son a lesson.
After the kid finished his father paid the actor who was pretending to be a cop and after the fake cop left he decided to teach his son a lesson.
But, he failed to notice that she never actually took a sip of her drink.
But, he failed to notice that she never actually took a sip of her drink.