This is your birthright. Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Slappiness.

In a poll of five hundred voters, forty five said they would leave. 45. Forty five people made a claim without stakes or consequences, and that gets reported as one million people are going to flee New York. Insane.

Dammit you’re wrong! I’ve got a cousin in rural Colorado who’s a sovereign citizen non-voting convicted felon that the Democrats have never once asked to donate money. That is why they lose elections.

Sorry for loss. Currently grieving our own. Nothing helps but time

Yerba hive

You’ll be singing a different tune once you’ve finished my six-hour Christopher Hitchens YouTube playlist…

What would I do if I hit the lottery? Well go ahead and sit down while I spend an hour explaining the virtues and ethos of an obscure German box made mostly for VW employees

How do I mark images as profane?

I’m starting to like college football again solely because you’re so right about hatchbacks that you must be right about other things too

Is this another instance of DeWine deserving faint praise for playing defense against the extremists?

It’s been nearly one minute since you made the announcement, why aren’t you following me yet??? Self-absorbed diva behavior jfc