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Jan
@twopeppermints.bsky.social
Mild mannered librarian
Absolutely incredible show
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Found this in the children's library today. At least spell it properly dickheads!
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More entries in our quest to find this year's worst Christmas decoration.
1. A cheese toastie I think. Maybe.
2. A devilled egg. I have no words for that one apart from what the actual fuck.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Absolutely brilliant night. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Pigeons In Flight for Eurovision!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The competition for the worst Christmas decoration is hotting up. Today's contenders:
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Aah how could we forget. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Holy Narwhal. Didn't know the stable had a jacuzzi.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We got on the telly!!!!
#UTFT
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's that time again...
Every year we have a little competition to find the most ridiculous Christmas decoration.
Two strong contenders here already.

1. Amphibians are not festive!
2. Why is Santa on a fucking cross trainer?
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
New books in the library
#booksky
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bit more wholesome...
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Up the fucking what the actual fuck is going on with this team surely we can do better than this Toffees!
#UTFT
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Daughter has been eating loads of walnuts so of course I've been calling her Pauli Walnuts at every opportunity. She's just found out he looked like this.
October 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Lovely library regular has lent me the Sopranos on DVD the whole shebang so I'd better get stuck in!
October 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Harvey Keitel returning as a local librarian who finds people who've got books overdue for five fucking years goes round to their house and fucks them up big time.
October 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Drivers who see this sign and drive through when it's not their right of way should be scoured with brillo pads then sprayed with vinegar in front of a baying crowd.
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stood up for myself and my work mates today.
I AM FUCKING SPARTACUS!
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Up the can't win a match but nevermind the pie was nice and there's plenty of toilets Toffees!
#UTFT
October 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Found dad's stone today, so that was good
#UTFT
October 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My girl did the Everton 10k. The medals, in my opinion, are boss.
#UTFT
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Me when I get to work and the big boss's car isn't in the car park
#UTFT
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Loving my daughter's Toffee manicure especially the away kits!
#UTFT
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM