May it last through the summer. There's nothing on TV, anyway.

Like middle school girls.

Yeah, this seems pretty Black Mirror to me...

Make stupid choices, win stupid prizes. Also known as FAFO!

I anticipate lots of angry MAGA shoppers at Walmart in the coming months.

So what he's saying is that he really likes the economy Biden created. These people are so freaking cringe.

Yes. The time has passed for Schumer to step down. He simply does not have the ear, nor approval, of American Democrats. Even his posts on this platform receive minimal engagement, with most comments repeating the call for resignation. @schumer.senate.gov, please pass the baton.

That's the look you get when you know your legacy is forever fucked. Senate seat -- poof! Reputation -- poof! Legacy -- poof! How sad, too bad.