Trent Wooldridge
@twooldridge.bsky.social
Husband, father, Razorback fan. Condiment afficion--, affici--... condiment lover. Has never seen Goonies. Landlocked and waiting for my ship to come in.
The man said “are you good with whipped cream?”
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The man said “are you good with whipped cream?”
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
millions of peaches, peaches dirty
millions of peaches, killing for free
millions of peaches, killing for free
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
millions of peaches, peaches dirty
millions of peaches, killing for free
millions of peaches, killing for free
Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.
June 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.
Update: Liverpool vibes remain unblemished
May 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Update: Liverpool vibes remain unblemished
Liverpool first vibes: immaculate
May 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Liverpool first vibes: immaculate
We have decided to simply not return.
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We have decided to simply not return.
A Wind in the Willows themed restaurant is every bit as charming as you might imagine it would be.
May 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A Wind in the Willows themed restaurant is every bit as charming as you might imagine it would be.
Found at the Stonewall National Monument Visitors Center. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
May 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Found at the Stonewall National Monument Visitors Center. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
like, who can do anything with this? par for the course for a country whose favorite sport ends in a tie half the time.
May 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
like, who can do anything with this? par for the course for a country whose favorite sport ends in a tie half the time.
I found some old notebooks from college tonight. Here are notes from a class I took a quarter-century ago called American Political Thought.
That last paragraph. Woof.
That last paragraph. Woof.
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I found some old notebooks from college tonight. Here are notes from a class I took a quarter-century ago called American Political Thought.
That last paragraph. Woof.
That last paragraph. Woof.
going across the river! Might as well call it date night.
Ibuprofen
Poppi
Fairlife
MiraLAX
Soap
maybe even some socks. as a little treat.
Ibuprofen
Poppi
Fairlife
MiraLAX
Soap
maybe even some socks. as a little treat.
May 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
going across the river! Might as well call it date night.
Ibuprofen
Poppi
Fairlife
MiraLAX
Soap
maybe even some socks. as a little treat.
Ibuprofen
Poppi
Fairlife
MiraLAX
Soap
maybe even some socks. as a little treat.
I seriously considered litigation when I saw this on my fridge in 2022.
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I seriously considered litigation when I saw this on my fridge in 2022.
NPCs have taken over The Show
April 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
NPCs have taken over The Show
Tom Cotton continues to be Ted Cruz without the personality.
April 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Tom Cotton continues to be Ted Cruz without the personality.
lol. lmao. roflmao.
April 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
lol. lmao. roflmao.
Drive through was 6+ cars deep. I was in and out in 2 minutes. And they apologized for the delay!
April 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Drive through was 6+ cars deep. I was in and out in 2 minutes. And they apologized for the delay!
In this weeks Arkansas Biz, but was reported weeks ago.
You can't win tickets to a monster truck rally if you have a second cousin that's a deejay at the station, but the governor's literal underling gets a spot on the flagship university's BoT AND keeps his job?
He didn't even go there! gtfoh
You can't win tickets to a monster truck rally if you have a second cousin that's a deejay at the station, but the governor's literal underling gets a spot on the flagship university's BoT AND keeps his job?
He didn't even go there! gtfoh
April 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In this weeks Arkansas Biz, but was reported weeks ago.
You can't win tickets to a monster truck rally if you have a second cousin that's a deejay at the station, but the governor's literal underling gets a spot on the flagship university's BoT AND keeps his job?
He didn't even go there! gtfoh
You can't win tickets to a monster truck rally if you have a second cousin that's a deejay at the station, but the governor's literal underling gets a spot on the flagship university's BoT AND keeps his job?
He didn't even go there! gtfoh
This sentence blows my mind. It took people a day to realize this? China is the whole ball game and the singular reason for all of this insanity.
April 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This sentence blows my mind. It took people a day to realize this? China is the whole ball game and the singular reason for all of this insanity.
More naders tonight, but Tootsie is ready.
April 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
More naders tonight, but Tootsie is ready.
This pic cost me so many chits. Worth it!
April 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This pic cost me so many chits. Worth it!
bless his pea pickin’ heart.
His first high leverage fan day. Prayer up, fam
His first high leverage fan day. Prayer up, fam
March 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
bless his pea pickin’ heart.
His first high leverage fan day. Prayer up, fam
His first high leverage fan day. Prayer up, fam
Can someone tell me what the fuck a Republican judge is?
March 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can someone tell me what the fuck a Republican judge is?
lol this is the most insane summary of a straight news story I’ve ever seen
March 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
lol this is the most insane summary of a straight news story I’ve ever seen
My one and only is registered for high school, and should 🤞get the privilege of attending one of the most historic high schools in the country when it turns 100.
So excited for this kid. It’s been a long road.
So excited for this kid. It’s been a long road.
March 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My one and only is registered for high school, and should 🤞get the privilege of attending one of the most historic high schools in the country when it turns 100.
So excited for this kid. It’s been a long road.
So excited for this kid. It’s been a long road.