Senator we are running dangerously low on French pastry in #warravagedportland I pray our croissant and quiche stores will last us ‘til the morrow

My sex robot better be in the fucking mail.

Why are my cat’s eyelashes so beautiful. What’s his secret

Foursome, anyone? (link in replies)

Okay I need assistance is there a #mushrooms slash #mycologist community on here yet? Does anyone know what these mushrooms are? I took a to show my mom because they were so pretty but now she’s asking what they are and I don’t want to admit I didn’t actually stop to ask. i papped those mushrooms

You wouldn’t lie to a poor innocent newbie, would you