TwoNs
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#uglydogs
Call your U.S. Senator’s office (the office in CA closest to where you live) and ask to speak with the caseworker who handles IRS cases. You’ll have to fill out an information release form so they can talk to the IRS for you. This is the kind of case they handle all the time.
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ugh my almost-14 pitbull does this. At least our basement is carpeted, but geez dog, you weigh 70 pounds your knees cannot take that.
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jericho, man. That writers strike ruined a lot of tv but that’s the one I’m maybe saddest about.

(Not blaming the union for striking, of course. But a whole half-decade of tv was derailed.)
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
…Obamacare was also (finished) as a reconciliation bill. The House took the Senate bill only with a promise of certain fixes in a reconciliation bill that followed shortly after.
September 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Already done! Popular sled racing dogs in the Nordics. And it’s common for Alaskan huskies in North America to include hound DNA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurohound
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Literally same. I’ve already thought about wearing a mask for September this year.
August 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Wait this also happens to me literally every year. I get covid the weekend before new shots come out, and then wait months to get the new shot. Maybe I should do this…
August 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We are a Friday household, and only our black bins got picked up on Friday. Left the blue and green out over the weekend, and yesterday, and still nothing. Will Friday routes be made up?
August 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“You” was originally plural/formal-singular! “Thou” was the informal-singular. We’ve been using “singular you” for centuries, we can all learn “singular they.”
July 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Protein would like a word.
July 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’ve tried, they died. I don’t know if I picked the wrong plants, or didn’t know how to care for them, but I have tried at least a half dozen ground cover type things to replace grass in my yard and they die and get replaced with weeds. So instead of grass I have weeds. (North Virginia, 1950s house.
June 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ugh that sucks. That’s a good store! I can’t imagine what could go there other than a grocery store…
June 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Maybe these folks can help? https://www.akwildlife.org/kenaibeavers
Kenai Beavers: Ecosystem Engineers | Alaska Wildlife Alliance (AWA)
www.akwildlife.org
June 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Cuba area? Zia?
May 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
We call those “butt hackles” on my pitbull. He gets them when he’s cold.
May 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
8?! But he’s a yearling!
March 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
UglyDogs are just so darn enthusiastic about trans athletes, what can ya do!
March 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dems don’t have subpoena power. The admin won’t give up docs voluntarily.
February 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
All-Clad Tri-Ply is my favorite, but any 18/10 stainless steel with a copper or aluminum bottom will work fine. (Tri-ply puts the aluminum between two layers of steel throughout the whole pan, which makes for fast and even heat throughout the pan, rather than just the bottom.)
January 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Stainless steel. The only trick to remember is order of heating. Heat the pan, add fat and bring to temp, then add what you’re cooking. Don’t add food to a cold pan. Easier to clean than you think, and Barkeepers Friend a couple times a year takes care of stains.
January 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Truly beer chaos. But if you ask an employee if they have something particular, somehow they always know exactly where it is…
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
My understanding is that there is no such command, because forward is the default state of sled dogs. So “go” is just [release break] :)
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
This is the best David Brooks impression I’ve ever read.
December 5, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Gotta get that Hot Dog Butt.
December 4, 2024 at 10:50 AM
That’s a six year old article, and they stopped changing names when they got called out for it.

Can criticize other things about the account, but this one hasn’t been true for years.
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM