Graeme
twonkybot.bsky.social
Graeme
@twonkybot.bsky.social
Player of all sorts of Games
Husband to a beautiful wife
Father to two awesome kids
It's that time again where I have to tell myself I need to stop freaking out about America, I'm not American and I don't live there, cant do anything to fix it.

Just a lot of the social media anxiety and stress is generated from the shit show happening there and I get swept up in it.
May 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
How long until someone tries to claim that the Biden cancer diagnosis is just a smokescreen to distract from the mental decline accusations.
May 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
All day today
Me: finished that task time to close that window.

Also Me: Next Task requires me to open the window again, sigh
May 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
27 years into the relationship and Diane (My Wife) has started making me do park runs. 5K this morning. She's either trying to get me fitter so I'll be around longer or knowing my recent experiences performing outdoor exertions maybe trying shorten it.
May 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I accidently scared an elderly colleague
Her "You scared me like the scary doll in that film."
Me "Which film was it, Poltergeist?"
Her "No not that one, the one Steven Spielberg did"
Me "Poltergeist"
Her "No not that one"
Me "Was the doll a scary clown"
Her "Yes"
Me "Poltergeist"
May 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When I go back and try and play old games like 20 - 30 years old games I always feel that my younger imagination must of been filling in a lot of gaps in graphics and gameplay.
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[Jarring Sound]
No one expects the Trump Administration. Our main failure is our tariff war with the world, and disappearing our citizens
April 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anytime someone says or writes "Not to put too fine a point on it" the following song plays in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_o...
They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Back at work after a week recuperating from fracturing one of my ribs. Also my hospital painkillers have mostly run out and my side is throbbing a little uncomfortably.

That will teach me to try and exercise
March 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Managed to fracture a rib and partially collapse a lung playing touch rugby. Nobody tackled me or anything, I just slipped and somehow landed on my chest.
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This song is relevant again and really great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonS...
Ren - Money Game Part 2 (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Ren
www.youtube.com
March 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Last night my kids were away, one was at cubs, and the other a week long school trip. We went out for dinner just the two of us, It was great just being there the two of us without screaming kids. I'm sure we'll miss them when they eventually leave but it was a reminder of the before times.
March 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My cold is so bad that every time I sneeze it's like Slimer just got me
March 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
With the arrest and disappearance of Mahmoud Khalil for expressing pro Palestinian views. Any Free Speech Absolutes who aren't screaming like hell about it are just admitting they don't really care about free speech. They just want to be able to say the N word without getting into trouble.
March 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Nothing is more likely to fuck me up at work than having to register a MAC address which consists mainly of B's 8's and 0's
March 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A cargo ship has crashed into a oil tanker holding jet fuel in the North Sea. Looks like someone needs to read the book
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_...
How to Avoid Huge Ships - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nothing worse than having to tell your mum that she's posting stupid hoax's on her Facebook page. All I did was copy and paste the content into google and it tells you it's rubbish.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/f...
'60 Minutes' Didn't Advise Facebook Users to Post This Notice About Personal Data
A new version of an old and completely untrue rumor circulated among Facebook users in early 2025.
www.snopes.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Our oatcakes have an ad on its packaging for their Marmite and Cheese flavour Oatcakes.
a cartoon character with purple hair and a robot hand
ALT: a cartoon character with purple hair and a robot hand
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
A moment of silence for my gaming PC which has unexpectantly died.
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every now and again I get addicted to something usually an online game. I will play it obsessively then one day without warning a switch in my brain will flip and all desire to play it just vanishes. Today that happened with Marvel Snap which I had been devoting a ton of spare time this last year.
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I see we're back to waking up like this every morning.

That happened a lot quicker than I was expecting
January 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Red flags missed in neo-Nazi stalker investigation, I wonder if they had a little swastika in them as well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Stalking: Police 'missed red flags' in neo-Nazi Callum Parslow
Stalking victims were told a far-right attacker
www.bbc.co.uk
January 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm sure Tommy Robinson and all the right wing reactionaries will be right on this, organising protests against the establishment that allowed this to happen.

Or not since they are white and not Muslim. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Glasgow child sex abuse gang given life sentences
The victims were abused over a seven-year period in a Glasgow drug den which became known as
www.bbc.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There was a guy posting pretending he wasn't MAGA but kept posting contrarian views and gaslighting about Elon's salute. He was wondering out loud why he couldn't reply to anyone and I think it was because everyone was blocking him as soon as they looked into his replies as his profile is benign
January 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM