Laura
@twonickels.bsky.social
Children's librarian to the stars, hedgewitch to those who are deserving
Did not bring any money walking the dog, might die of Not Being Able To Buy The Turkey Themed Coloring Book
August 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Did not bring any money walking the dog, might die of Not Being Able To Buy The Turkey Themed Coloring Book
If everyone can just agrees to stop using libraries on Sundays I can go home to happy little dog???
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If everyone can just agrees to stop using libraries on Sundays I can go home to happy little dog???
Why be at work, why not be home with happy little dog??? Is the question my little dog believe she asks the most but in fact I am literally always asking
August 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Why be at work, why not be home with happy little dog??? Is the question my little dog believe she asks the most but in fact I am literally always asking
I feel you, office chair
August 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I feel you, office chair
Everything in its place: the hummingbirds are on the bee balm, the squash is on the vine, the robins are bringing caterpillars to the nestlings in the honeysuckle, the crimebag is shoving her entire head into a brush pile to try to murder a chipmunk
August 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everything in its place: the hummingbirds are on the bee balm, the squash is on the vine, the robins are bringing caterpillars to the nestlings in the honeysuckle, the crimebag is shoving her entire head into a brush pile to try to murder a chipmunk
The best part of those doggie dna tests is looking at your dog’s relatives
August 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The best part of those doggie dna tests is looking at your dog’s relatives
The hunter and the hunted
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The hunter and the hunted
And we both met a new local icon, this littering poster
August 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And we both met a new local icon, this littering poster
Vita met a JP icon today
August 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Vita met a JP icon today
Found these at work today, I guess a gnome must be wandering around the library in the nude
July 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Found these at work today, I guess a gnome must be wandering around the library in the nude
A question that’s sometimes surprisingly hard to answer: is this website selling me a dog toy or a sex toy?
July 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A question that’s sometimes surprisingly hard to answer: is this website selling me a dog toy or a sex toy?
We hosted the Poop Museum, a library program exploring the science of poop and got this iconic response
July 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We hosted the Poop Museum, a library program exploring the science of poop and got this iconic response
Extremely regret that I didn’t get video of my dog going in the ocean for the first time, taking a nice drink, and learning about salt water
July 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Extremely regret that I didn’t get video of my dog going in the ocean for the first time, taking a nice drink, and learning about salt water
Salem does blood donation different
July 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Salem does blood donation different
Yes sure it is impressive that my friend grew our dinner, but I did at least grow the decor
July 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yes sure it is impressive that my friend grew our dinner, but I did at least grow the decor
Shoutout to the leaf cutter bees for making my sweetspire all architectural, native plants are for the native pollinators!
July 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Shoutout to the leaf cutter bees for making my sweetspire all architectural, native plants are for the native pollinators!
Time to find out where all these crimes and all these ears came from
June 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Time to find out where all these crimes and all these ears came from
Working on an index to measure heat waves based on how much the candles in my third floor condo need viagra
June 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Working on an index to measure heat waves based on how much the candles in my third floor condo need viagra
(Don’t worry this little crimebag spent the day locked up in the one room with a/c)
June 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(Don’t worry this little crimebag spent the day locked up in the one room with a/c)
Love to get home from a long day’s work to enjoy the comforts of home
June 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Love to get home from a long day’s work to enjoy the comforts of home
Roly poly little bat-faced girl
June 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Roly poly little bat-faced girl
Nice to see you today, basically all of boston
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nice to see you today, basically all of boston
Just had an incredible lemonade stand experience. I was the first customer and helped the kids realize they had used hot water to make their lemonade, and also this was their sign
June 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just had an incredible lemonade stand experience. I was the first customer and helped the kids realize they had used hot water to make their lemonade, and also this was their sign
A new dog moved in next door and my dog is in love and spends all her time under this bush pining over him
June 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A new dog moved in next door and my dog is in love and spends all her time under this bush pining over him