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This summed it up for me. To them, being a man means getting to hit women who displease them
How did he envision the masculine role, then? "A real man provides discipline, and any talking back or acting out is asking for punishment," he said
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Federal agents threw naked children into the backs of vans and separated them from their parents. We now don't know where some of these kidnapped children are or what happened to them
Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers, she said
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I'm so glad they are forcing AI on us all, its so helpful and correct all the time
Image of Google's AI overview reading "The last person to serve in the House of Representatives and be elected president was Donald Trump, who won the 2024 presidential election. Although he did not serve in the House immediately before his election, he had previously served from 2017 to 2021."
September 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I fear I'm too American to understand what this means
Linehan also posted about someone with the name Tarquin, which Faure Walker said was the defendant's "derogatory term" for the complainant. Asked how the Tarquon name came to be uses Brooks told the court: "It is apparently to do with my poshness."
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I beg your everloving pardon?
Next, Bi iMessaged a photo of Leon's corpse to Smith's 7-year-old son's iPad
September 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Of course it doesn't
Police wrote in a report that before he was pulled out of the car, McNeol reached for the floorboard where an unscathed knife was later found. Publicly available footage does not show him leaning down toward it.
July 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Here's a photo of a previous frasier I made, although the one I made my mom added blueberries (don't tell the french) #food
A hand holding a fraisier cake with cut strawberries along the edges and decorating the red marzipan top
July 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Amy Klobuchar is gentle parenting my Senator. Love that for us
"Good thoughts, Senator Fetterman," Senator Amy Klobuchar, Democrat of Minnesota, said encouragingly after Mr. Fetterman finished his turn questioning Mr. Altman
May 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Trump says he owns the store that is America
Well, what did he say? Trump: if people want to- well, we all want to make deals. But I am this giant store. Its a giant beautiful store and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices and I'll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay
April 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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An image of Tina Fey as Liz Lemon from 30 Rock saying "Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forevefc
March 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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My news app is constantly giving me this click-baity notifications and I fall for it every time because one day, it will finally be what I'm hoping it os
Phone notification from Tuesday December 31, 2034 of a news app called News Break, the clipped notification reads "Mitch McConnell, Senate's longest-serving leader, leaves be'" which, due to its truncated nature gives the reader the elusive hope that perhaps today is the day that I have finally outlived Mitch McConnell. But alas, it is not
December 31, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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"Single women today just have impossibly high standards. They need to be more realistic if they want to settle down."

The impossibly high standards in question:
"Ms. Camino, for her part, has dabbled in dating since her partner left but hasn't yet met anyone who shares her values, someone who is funny and - she hesitates to use the word "feminist" - won't just roll his eyes and say something about being on her period whenever she voices an opinion."
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Seems bad!
11 of the 14 said Trump would not be justified in seeking retribution against his political allies. Eight said they believe that Trump will go after his enemies; six think he's exaggerating
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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Vance's defense about why it's okay to make racist jokes about Puerto Rico sure is...something
"Our country was built by frontiersmen who conquered the wilderness" Vance said. "We're not going to restore the greatness of American civilization if we get offenses at every little thing. Let's have a sense of humor and let's have a little fun."
October 29, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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Checked Twitter for a hot sec. Man, that Elon guy sure was a genius when he told advertisers to go fuck themselves
October 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM