twocvbloke
@twocvbloke.bsky.social
Oddball that suffers depression, #ActuallyAutistic, loves cats, hates sadness, and likes to fix things... 🛠️
Northern Brit...
Northern Brit...
Considering he's an expert in causing bankruptcy, I wouldn't take any financial advice from him, not even what colour piggy bank to pick...
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Considering he's an expert in causing bankruptcy, I wouldn't take any financial advice from him, not even what colour piggy bank to pick...
A fun fact about the C4 dancing advert, someone parodied it with a 2CV, Citroen told the creator off for the original iteration of it, not cos of it being a parody, or a 2CV that has an unfortunate end, they just didn't want to see their chevrons on the grille... 😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfXU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfXU...
Break Dancing 2CV
YouTube video by Steve-o
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A fun fact about the C4 dancing advert, someone parodied it with a 2CV, Citroen told the creator off for the original iteration of it, not cos of it being a parody, or a 2CV that has an unfortunate end, they just didn't want to see their chevrons on the grille... 😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfXU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfXU...
Every generation of the past 50 years has dealt with 'screen time' problems, I grew up with computers & consoles hooked up to the TV, and my first job, sat infront of computer screens dealing with people who were sat infront of their own, the computer boom really did bust our brains... 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every generation of the past 50 years has dealt with 'screen time' problems, I grew up with computers & consoles hooked up to the TV, and my first job, sat infront of computer screens dealing with people who were sat infront of their own, the computer boom really did bust our brains... 🤔
Workers working when not getting paid, and government officials not working while getting paid, the latter's a holiday, the former's slavery...
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Workers working when not getting paid, and government officials not working while getting paid, the latter's a holiday, the former's slavery...
There's nothing 'first' in drumpf's america...
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There's nothing 'first' in drumpf's america...
Should be a simple option for the workers;
No pay = No work...
Forcing people to work without pay expecting them to just 'survive' results in dangerous mistakes being made due to stresses and hunger inflicted by the drumpf cabal, so, down tools and walk out, people power always wins...
No pay = No work...
Forcing people to work without pay expecting them to just 'survive' results in dangerous mistakes being made due to stresses and hunger inflicted by the drumpf cabal, so, down tools and walk out, people power always wins...
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Should be a simple option for the workers;
No pay = No work...
Forcing people to work without pay expecting them to just 'survive' results in dangerous mistakes being made due to stresses and hunger inflicted by the drumpf cabal, so, down tools and walk out, people power always wins...
No pay = No work...
Forcing people to work without pay expecting them to just 'survive' results in dangerous mistakes being made due to stresses and hunger inflicted by the drumpf cabal, so, down tools and walk out, people power always wins...
Doesn't take that much AI to outsmart the orange turd, even the keyword-driven, prompt-based stuff of the MS-DOS era could outshine his IQ...
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Doesn't take that much AI to outsmart the orange turd, even the keyword-driven, prompt-based stuff of the MS-DOS era could outshine his IQ...
I just wish he'd get on one of his precious rockets and GTFO the planet, preferably one that tends to have a moment if "unintended disassembly"...
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I just wish he'd get on one of his precious rockets and GTFO the planet, preferably one that tends to have a moment if "unintended disassembly"...
If a massive slump is "the best", then he must have looked at the graph upside-down again...
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If a massive slump is "the best", then he must have looked at the graph upside-down again...
Was a decently dry day up here in the cold backwaters of the north east, that is until people mentioned rain, then it started raining........ 🤦♂️
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Was a decently dry day up here in the cold backwaters of the north east, that is until people mentioned rain, then it started raining........ 🤦♂️
If inflation has 'been tamed', how do they explain a $3 item costing $30 with such a platform? 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If inflation has 'been tamed', how do they explain a $3 item costing $30 with such a platform? 🤔
It's true, he only sees wealth and status, not the world around him, that and the piles of drugs he's chowing down on too...
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's true, he only sees wealth and status, not the world around him, that and the piles of drugs he's chowing down on too...
Sleeps on the job and makes loud noises, like a dementia patient in a care home...
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sleeps on the job and makes loud noises, like a dementia patient in a care home...
It's always someone else's fault when the demented old orange does something utterly stupid, never his fault, the fingers always point in any direction but his...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's always someone else's fault when the demented old orange does something utterly stupid, never his fault, the fingers always point in any direction but his...
He's taking the piss, appropriating publicly-funded resources for personal gain is never a good look for anyone, least of all someone who always looks like someone just shoved something extra-large up his rear moments before the camera shutter buttons are pressed.......
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He's taking the piss, appropriating publicly-funded resources for personal gain is never a good look for anyone, least of all someone who always looks like someone just shoved something extra-large up his rear moments before the camera shutter buttons are pressed.......
So both the plot and fox then... 😂
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So both the plot and fox then... 😂
Well it's more about the fact that it doesn't matter what the type of food it is, to them they can afford it no matter what, the rest of us however have to make the choice of heat or eat thanks to inflation, profiteering and price-gouging, all pushing the cost of living up... 🫤
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well it's more about the fact that it doesn't matter what the type of food it is, to them they can afford it no matter what, the rest of us however have to make the choice of heat or eat thanks to inflation, profiteering and price-gouging, all pushing the cost of living up... 🫤
The rate at which CEO pay has gone up over the past 50 years is by hundreds of times, in contrast, the rate at which minimum wages have gone up, barely in the tens, the latter does more work in a day than the former does in a year, and yet, the recompense is drastically off balance...
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The rate at which CEO pay has gone up over the past 50 years is by hundreds of times, in contrast, the rate at which minimum wages have gone up, barely in the tens, the latter does more work in a day than the former does in a year, and yet, the recompense is drastically off balance...
That's the thing about the rich, they don't care about whether other people can afford anything, because they live the "I'm alright jack" life where they don't have to worry if a steak dinner costs $10 or $100...
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That's the thing about the rich, they don't care about whether other people can afford anything, because they live the "I'm alright jack" life where they don't have to worry if a steak dinner costs $10 or $100...
I gave up trying to log in, I only used it with ebay (which they broke away from last year) cos there's no sainsburys nearby, I just wanted to check what I had in points, but they've royally cocked things up that I can't be bothered...
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I gave up trying to log in, I only used it with ebay (which they broke away from last year) cos there's no sainsburys nearby, I just wanted to check what I had in points, but they've royally cocked things up that I can't be bothered...
FAFO, it's always the farming community that serves to destroy their own industry with siding with those who outright told them they'd destroy their industries...
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
FAFO, it's always the farming community that serves to destroy their own industry with siding with those who outright told them they'd destroy their industries...
There's no excuses for any of those raids, they're just living out their wet dreams of being just like the gestapo in 1930s germany, rounding up everyone and anyone who is different to them, all for that thrill of undeserved power and control...
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There's no excuses for any of those raids, they're just living out their wet dreams of being just like the gestapo in 1930s germany, rounding up everyone and anyone who is different to them, all for that thrill of undeserved power and control...
Inability to escape wet paper bags come to mind...
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Inability to escape wet paper bags come to mind...
Thinking is a skill missing amongst him and his cohorts, because it would cause them to break down and cry when they realise how much they have been groomed and manipulated over the years by the right wingers...
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thinking is a skill missing amongst him and his cohorts, because it would cause them to break down and cry when they realise how much they have been groomed and manipulated over the years by the right wingers...