Neymar Ze Nihilist
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My vessel for celebrating and/or coping with the vibe roller coaster that is Tottenham Hotspur (and other random shit).
Fair and not saying that I desire the club to be acquired by a sportswashing project from the Gulf or American private equity or whatever else.
But we’ve had decades of Lewis family control and I doubt ENIC 2.0 will change anything. Would be thrilled to be wrong though.
But we’ve had decades of Lewis family control and I doubt ENIC 2.0 will change anything. Would be thrilled to be wrong though.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fair and not saying that I desire the club to be acquired by a sportswashing project from the Gulf or American private equity or whatever else.
But we’ve had decades of Lewis family control and I doubt ENIC 2.0 will change anything. Would be thrilled to be wrong though.
But we’ve had decades of Lewis family control and I doubt ENIC 2.0 will change anything. Would be thrilled to be wrong though.
Despite the ENIC rebrand, I think this only gets better when the Lewis family sells or is otherwise truly purged from this club and real leadership is brought in.
Ugh, happy Christmas🤣
Ugh, happy Christmas🤣
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Despite the ENIC rebrand, I think this only gets better when the Lewis family sells or is otherwise truly purged from this club and real leadership is brought in.
Ugh, happy Christmas🤣
Ugh, happy Christmas🤣
The joint DOF structure is idiotic and was always doomed to fail. Perhaps the best thing to do long term is sack them both.
Of course, since this is Spurs, we’ve left this all to blow up within 7 days of the opening of a transfer window, and that seems equally suicidal in the short term.
Of course, since this is Spurs, we’ve left this all to blow up within 7 days of the opening of a transfer window, and that seems equally suicidal in the short term.
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The joint DOF structure is idiotic and was always doomed to fail. Perhaps the best thing to do long term is sack them both.
Of course, since this is Spurs, we’ve left this all to blow up within 7 days of the opening of a transfer window, and that seems equally suicidal in the short term.
Of course, since this is Spurs, we’ve left this all to blow up within 7 days of the opening of a transfer window, and that seems equally suicidal in the short term.
Man was in Miami last night for the “fight” ❄️❄️❄️
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Man was in Miami last night for the “fight” ❄️❄️❄️
Xavi’s challenge was a red but otherwise this ref has had an absolute shocker.
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Xavi’s challenge was a red but otherwise this ref has had an absolute shocker.
Ignoring Lange and the timing aspects (bad), I am not a huge fan of him, nor the dual structure so I think this could be fine long-term, but the idea that we are currently so toxic that a soon to-be-relegated Italian club is more desirable before a January window is slightly funny.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ignoring Lange and the timing aspects (bad), I am not a huge fan of him, nor the dual structure so I think this could be fine long-term, but the idea that we are currently so toxic that a soon to-be-relegated Italian club is more desirable before a January window is slightly funny.
Wow, all caps LARRY really coming in there hot 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wow, all caps LARRY really coming in there hot 🤣
I don’t care how down we are … Jack taking the piss out of anyone that says “Spuds” or “hot chickens” or whatever…. Thanks 👏👏👏 let’s go.
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don’t care how down we are … Jack taking the piss out of anyone that says “Spuds” or “hot chickens” or whatever…. Thanks 👏👏👏 let’s go.
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social and @hawaiianairlines.bsky.social make RyanAir look like the Emirates.
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social and @hawaiianairlines.bsky.social make RyanAir look like the Emirates.
Terrible sponsorship. Terrible kit.
Why is the BoA lettering so close to the badge? Absolutely criminal way to ruin what was otherwise a nice kit.
Why is the BoA lettering so close to the badge? Absolutely criminal way to ruin what was otherwise a nice kit.
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Terrible sponsorship. Terrible kit.
Why is the BoA lettering so close to the badge? Absolutely criminal way to ruin what was otherwise a nice kit.
Why is the BoA lettering so close to the badge? Absolutely criminal way to ruin what was otherwise a nice kit.
Maybe I am still riding the high of the Brentford game, but I prefer the perspective that Villa are the unlucky ones. #COYS #VibesRollerCoaster
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Maybe I am still riding the high of the Brentford game, but I prefer the perspective that Villa are the unlucky ones. #COYS #VibesRollerCoaster
“The premise of your question is not well-founded” 🤮. What a fucking nerd.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“The premise of your question is not well-founded” 🤮. What a fucking nerd.
On the bright side, the next @liberopodcast.bsky.social with Miguel will be very very interesting.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
On the bright side, the next @liberopodcast.bsky.social with Miguel will be very very interesting.
Didn’t think it would be possible to have a more cringe World Cup than Russia and Qatar (or likely Saudi), but here we are. 🤮
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Didn’t think it would be possible to have a more cringe World Cup than Russia and Qatar (or likely Saudi), but here we are. 🤮
👏👏👏👏👏 Brilliant essay, Drew.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
👏👏👏👏👏 Brilliant essay, Drew.
Slightly better update but I can’t help but think the enshittification waged against the American consumer will continue….
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Slightly better update but I can’t help but think the enshittification waged against the American consumer will continue….
Congrats mate on the dumbest fucking sports take in awhile.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Congrats mate on the dumbest fucking sports take in awhile.
Worst overall performance of the Frank era?
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Worst overall performance of the Frank era?
Brilliant piece. I really enjoy your music writing even when it’s discussing something very tragic and sad.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Brilliant piece. I really enjoy your music writing even when it’s discussing something very tragic and sad.
Must be the new “locker room talk”, but for dweebie Nazis.
October 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Must be the new “locker room talk”, but for dweebie Nazis.
I would and I am 🤣. It’s an amazing book, Miguel. Congrats! 👏👏👏
October 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I would and I am 🤣. It’s an amazing book, Miguel. Congrats! 👏👏👏