@twoblueshoes.bsky.social
You don’t have to be all that trained, or observing all that carefully. It’s pretty damn overt. It happened labor day weekend.
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
You don’t have to be all that trained, or observing all that carefully. It’s pretty damn overt. It happened labor day weekend.
I hope he has exceptionally painful ulcers
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I hope he has exceptionally painful ulcers
I need everyone to understand how little work BP does typically. They sit in their trucks and watch YT all day. Sometimes they play on their sand toys. The whole “we’re being invaded” thing was just them super upset they had to transport asylum seekers 6 miles to a processing facility.
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I need everyone to understand how little work BP does typically. They sit in their trucks and watch YT all day. Sometimes they play on their sand toys. The whole “we’re being invaded” thing was just them super upset they had to transport asylum seekers 6 miles to a processing facility.
Oh please. Bitch mcconnell also said jan 6 was a problem, until it came time to impeach, then suddenly it was a “tour”
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Oh please. Bitch mcconnell also said jan 6 was a problem, until it came time to impeach, then suddenly it was a “tour”
The newspaper where I am said our most recent rapist cop would go to a specific cop area because they sequester the cops from everyone else 🤷♀️
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The newspaper where I am said our most recent rapist cop would go to a specific cop area because they sequester the cops from everyone else 🤷♀️
“We’re hoping once a substantial percentage of your neighbors are disappeared, their houses will be put on the market, easing some of that tension.”
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“We’re hoping once a substantial percentage of your neighbors are disappeared, their houses will be put on the market, easing some of that tension.”
They also have cop dorms, for the same reason (also the a lot of the coos are also sex offenders)
January 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
They also have cop dorms, for the same reason (also the a lot of the coos are also sex offenders)
One of the people who wants to look at little girls without clothes on before they can use the bathroom or play peewee soccer is a pedo? No way! (Seriously, we all need to start pointing out all of these people ultimately just want genital inspections of children on the daily)
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One of the people who wants to look at little girls without clothes on before they can use the bathroom or play peewee soccer is a pedo? No way! (Seriously, we all need to start pointing out all of these people ultimately just want genital inspections of children on the daily)
If only we had a supreme court that would rein in his power. But we don’t, because bitch mcconnell put a heap of rapists and drunks there instead
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
If only we had a supreme court that would rein in his power. But we don’t, because bitch mcconnell put a heap of rapists and drunks there instead
Sure, sure…
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sure, sure…
I don’t believe those are “the food stamp businesses” because I don’t believe “food stamp business” is a thing. I believe that is a mad lib or something created with poetry magnets on your college apt fridge in 2001.
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I don’t believe those are “the food stamp businesses” because I don’t believe “food stamp business” is a thing. I believe that is a mad lib or something created with poetry magnets on your college apt fridge in 2001.
Fun fact: correctly doing their duties doesn’t require any sort of immunity. You don’t need immunity to go up to someone, with a proper warrant, and arrest them. What you DO need immunity for is murdering people in the street for having hair you don’t like, or whatever.
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Fun fact: correctly doing their duties doesn’t require any sort of immunity. You don’t need immunity to go up to someone, with a proper warrant, and arrest them. What you DO need immunity for is murdering people in the street for having hair you don’t like, or whatever.
I could also see his balance and mobility issues being a severely limiting factor. Presumably he’d need at least a shower chair and rails, but I could see him rejecting that and therefore just sort of walking under the water and walking back out.
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I could also see his balance and mobility issues being a severely limiting factor. Presumably he’d need at least a shower chair and rails, but I could see him rejecting that and therefore just sort of walking under the water and walking back out.
Or he perhaps is incapable of correctly washing. Yeast growth in folds, insufficient removal of waste, etc. not to mention there is likely some dental issues taking place. You know he won’t allow someone to bathe him in a way suited to his current physical and mental condition.
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Or he perhaps is incapable of correctly washing. Yeast growth in folds, insufficient removal of waste, etc. not to mention there is likely some dental issues taking place. You know he won’t allow someone to bathe him in a way suited to his current physical and mental condition.
It’s like something people would eat after bariatric surgery
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It’s like something people would eat after bariatric surgery
This is how everyone gets jesus-on-the-cross skinny for hegseth’s twink brigade he wants to create
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This is how everyone gets jesus-on-the-cross skinny for hegseth’s twink brigade he wants to create
Perhaps if we all include a soy bean in our daily ration we can use up some of the surplus from this year’s crop.
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Perhaps if we all include a soy bean in our daily ration we can use up some of the surplus from this year’s crop.
A. Piece. Are you unfamiliar with a piece? Per the new food-luminati triangle it’s about equivalent to one serving of butter. Now sit down, shut up, or ICE will come wreck your car and shoot you.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
A. Piece. Are you unfamiliar with a piece? Per the new food-luminati triangle it’s about equivalent to one serving of butter. Now sit down, shut up, or ICE will come wreck your car and shoot you.
I need everyone to also consider that corn tortillas are generally about 4-5” in diameter. They’re not the flour tortillas that you can make burritos and wraps with and maybe be 8-10” across. If you make a C with your thumb and forefinger, that’s approx a corn tortilla.
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I need everyone to also consider that corn tortillas are generally about 4-5” in diameter. They’re not the flour tortillas that you can make burritos and wraps with and maybe be 8-10” across. If you make a C with your thumb and forefinger, that’s approx a corn tortilla.
What about “milk with water”? In his parlance: please, sir, what the fuck are you talking about???? (I *may* have tears in my eyes at this point.)
January 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
What about “milk with water”? In his parlance: please, sir, what the fuck are you talking about???? (I *may* have tears in my eyes at this point.)
Ruptured something by being so full of hate and bullshit, I guess?
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ruptured something by being so full of hate and bullshit, I guess?
I don’t think posting them on TV is really going to improve people’s view if what ICE is doing, but I suppose they can go ahead and try it and see. A bunch of paunchy dickheads in masks descending on someone’s grandma like a pack if hyenas and beating the shit out of her isn’t the win they expect
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I don’t think posting them on TV is really going to improve people’s view if what ICE is doing, but I suppose they can go ahead and try it and see. A bunch of paunchy dickheads in masks descending on someone’s grandma like a pack if hyenas and beating the shit out of her isn’t the win they expect
“Is the Gooner Squad in a place I need to be, for work or obligations? Welp. Guess today is the day I might die.”
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“Is the Gooner Squad in a place I need to be, for work or obligations? Welp. Guess today is the day I might die.”