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i am really hoping this is the one
US is peak Labubu China had moved on to Sharkitty 🤦‍♂️
labubu is how i know we’re on our way to chinese global hegemony
May 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
‘Sleep’ and I broke up a few nights ago. I’m dating ‘Coffee’ now. She’s Hot!
May 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Insane…. no <\3
May 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Overhearing a teacher on the subway brag about using ChatGPT to write lesson plans and final exams… maybe don’t open the schools
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
welcome back martin luther
April 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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🚨SCOOP🚨: DOGE is building a master database at DHS that could track and surveil immigrants.

They are already cross-referencing immigration data with data from SSA, IRS, and voting records from at least Pennsylvania and Florida, sources tell me.
www.wired.com/story/doge-c...
DOGE Is Building a Master Database to Surveil and Track Immigrants
DOGE is knitting together data from the Department of Homeland Security, Social Security Administration, and IRS that could create a surveillance tool of unprecedented scope.
www.wired.com
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
‘Sleep’ and I broke up a few nights ago. I’m dating ‘Coffee’ now. She’s Hot!
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
amazing how microsoft discovers a new state of matter while outlook’s 2 factor authentication still has an “i can’t see the number option” because the ios pop-up either blocks the required number or doesn’t show it at all
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
what do you mean this weekly meeting is bi
March 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
finding it incredibly telling that the day after this article appears, my X, the everything app, fka Twitter feed is rife with tweets praising the technological advancements, cultural, and military prowess of china

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/u...
Pentagon Set Up Briefing for Musk on Potential War With China
The access would be a major expansion of Elon Musk’s government role and highlight his conflicts of interest.
www.nytimes.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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if you are married to some one, instead of it saying on the social media “you are following each other” it should say “you are married to each other”
March 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
if you are married to some one, instead of it saying on the social media “you are following each other” it should say “you are married to each other”
March 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you have to hand it to wilco, they truly are an american band
March 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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uh oh! they let a quirked up white boy visit the WMATA communications center for being a top 1% rider in 2024!!
March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
today is my favorite day for Catholics because I get to see which of you are real followers and which of you are Fake As Hell
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
tuesday night time to get twisted off the squidward
March 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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god i love steely dan
January 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
my new policy stance on homelessness is that everyone deserves the privacy to Jork Da Penis
Screencapping instead of quote tweeting because I don't want to add to the pile on. But I did want to note that this desire to accommodate antisocial behavior as some sort of short-term expedient makes the politics of an actual fix for homelessness much harder.
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
ordering a temu excavator to fuel my passion as a hobbyist construction worker
January 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this weather got me dressed like i’m about to overthrow tsar nicholas ii
January 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the funniest thing about no tax on tips is if the tip is in cash, the government wouldn’t have seen a dollar of it anyways
January 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
drivers in omaha are reckless but only because they all got that three beer buzz going
January 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
didn’t realize nosferatu was about a crazy white boy trying to get back with his ex. 10/10
December 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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"drones over new jersey" would be a really good early 2000s emo record name
December 11, 2024 at 9:30 PM