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Bill
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You are what you do when it counts.
Yes, but Omar is a brown person.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I was reading this Bond stuff this morning and it's beyond silly. I'd honestly love to see a throwback Bond, like set in the 60's or something. Kinda like The Man From UNCLE movie I guess.

Or just get a new actor and stick to the formula.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why does he always look like he just trusted a fart?
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
When the weather is good, my wife & I like to take the dog to pubs with a dog-friendly patio to have snacks, drink a couple pints, and play cribbage. Only fair that the dog gets out, too.

I'd say about 80% of the time, we get asked what game we're playing. It makes for a really good bar game!
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm going with this from now on.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Came for the Clown Posse gifs, leaving fulfilled.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think maybe that plus they extrude it with bronze. It makes the pasta surface rough, and sauce sticks really well to it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The whole "gee willickers, oh gosh, I hope everything works out OK" stuff from these feckless buffoons is infuriating. Everyone knows what Repubs are going to do.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I remember those!
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Rule #1 in the mob: "Don't fuck with the money".
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think "we'll see" is one of the most brain-dead political strategies I've ever seen.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Seven was a nostalgia-grab. Eight and nine were just bad movies.

They might have had a fighting chance if all 3 shared a story arc. You know, a 3 act kind of thing. Of course, they would have also had to figure out a coherent ending to nine.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Seehorn does angry very well.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This was exactly me last night.

When the guy rolled in with that plane, I lost it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A pack of feckless buffoons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am thinking of words like "feckless" and "milquetoast".
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Curious as to who he thinks builds those houses.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In a perfect world, we'd be able to hunt down the techbros for sport.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you want a good time, watch The Enemy Below and then Balance of Terror. Ultimate submarine/Star Trek mashup!
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The dude works out in colored underwear in front of a mirror.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I want to smell the puppy breath!
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Aren't these shitheads the same chodes who want to put the 10 commandments in schools?
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you hear someone say the acronym out loud, be thankful. That's basically human aposematism. You can walk away without any further interaction safe in the knowledge that you are losing absolutely nothing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm unsure about what his normal is.
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's been a long time since I smoked a brisket. I went to chuck roast and tri-tip. But not lately. Chicken and pork are the main proteins now.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM