sorry my dear @siren-events.bsky.social , but I had to 😂

Please note: we’re a volunteer-based group and, unfortunately, unable to offer payment at this time. We apologise if this is a disappointment — we’re a grassroots event, and all funds go directly into venue hire and running costs.

Let’s make waves, babes — The Scarlet Soirée awaits!

Accessibility info: The venue is step-free, with a ramp for the stage. The dressing room isn’t wheelchair accessible, but there is a disabled toilet in the theatre space that we would make available as an alternative.

Nine Elms tube station has Street to Platform lifts & is 7 mins / 0.3 miles away

To apply, slide into our DMs with:
– Your name
– Type of act
– Any photos or videos of past performances (if you have them)
– A rough idea of your act (plans can be finalised later)
- Performance duration

(you can also dm us on IG @twoactsofdragplease / email taodpsignups@gmail.com if you prefer)

Performance slots are around 5 minutes, though we will happily work with you if you find you need a little more time.

Our events are 18+, thank you!

Applications are open from now until January 1st! We will aim to get back to everyone by late January with confirmation & further details.

We're calling for performers of all kinds— Whether you’re a fresh face or a seasoned sailor, if you’ve got a love of the stage & a flair for the dramatic, we want to hear from you!

Our theme? Pirates meets Halloween (outside of Halloween!)— so go pirate! Go spooky! Do both! The choice is yours...