TwiTwi47
@twitwi47.bsky.social
I'm not the only one that sees it right?
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I'm not the only one that sees it right?
I love using stranger's driveways for my three point turns. Making them watch and all...
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love using stranger's driveways for my three point turns. Making them watch and all...
I'm like...the most productive butthole when I have a day off and I get daytime high. So much cleaning done!
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm like...the most productive butthole when I have a day off and I get daytime high. So much cleaning done!
God I love chewing on Tamale wrappers
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
God I love chewing on Tamale wrappers
3 days to finish a Research Essay I haven't even started yet ...I'm so cooked
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
3 days to finish a Research Essay I haven't even started yet ...I'm so cooked
It's been 10 minutes since I pressed the assistance button in walmart. But no one has come to my aid...
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's been 10 minutes since I pressed the assistance button in walmart. But no one has come to my aid...
Thought I was safe....but the labubu craze has officially affected my family....
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Thought I was safe....but the labubu craze has officially affected my family....
Day already sucks and now this?
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Day already sucks and now this?
Really crappy day at work...seems no matter what I did it just made everything worse. I am quite sad right now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Really crappy day at work...seems no matter what I did it just made everything worse. I am quite sad right now.
Nothing says your s*** than your cat dropping off a piece of poop by your bed...
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nothing says your s*** than your cat dropping off a piece of poop by your bed...
What will they think up next?
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What will they think up next?
It's not gay to hold mugs with 2 hands right?!??
Right?
Right?
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's not gay to hold mugs with 2 hands right?!??
Right?
Right?
When the professor allows you to bring a page of notes for the final...
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
When the professor allows you to bring a page of notes for the final...
When the professor extends the deadline of a huge project you haven't even started...
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When the professor extends the deadline of a huge project you haven't even started...
God I wish that were me
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
God I wish that were me
Somebody out there, pull this guy's finger!
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Somebody out there, pull this guy's finger!
You eat frosted mini wheats because it's good. I eat frosted mini wheats because it helps me poop. We are not the same.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You eat frosted mini wheats because it's good. I eat frosted mini wheats because it helps me poop. We are not the same.
When you keep up with your workout routine...but you still have a crippling weakness towards hot pockets....
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
When you keep up with your workout routine...but you still have a crippling weakness towards hot pockets....
I swear, they don't look like this when standing up...
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I swear, they don't look like this when standing up...