That's bloody ridiculous. For all its flaws Wikipedia is one of few things still online that can genuinely enrich our understanding of our world.

Wait who is this 'we' that say 'tortiss' cos I've not met them?

I'd have to go with 'outwith' which is so useful I never realised it wasn't English.

Green, gotcha!

This is the way!

Ahhh, got you now.

Would anyone notice? The account of utter shite it produces...

This is a vital skill given the atrocious durability of jeans nowadays...

Reading that back I'm not sure if I was being a bit of a dick. Am sorry if I was, tone isn't my strong point 😳

Same with me, don't think I've ever had one break. But thinking about it that's kind of surprising.

It's a couple of mm's of softwood, the astonishing thing is that they don't break more often.

With that I can absolutely agree.

It's happening? Or you might say: it's a-starte-ing?

I liked thinking that one day I would be organised enough to give it a go.

Oi! JAMES WORKSHOP! Have a snickers mate, you're not you when you're hungry.

What a bloody silly rule. Let's celebrate the boundless creativity of hobbyists by, er, stifling it?

I agree to an extent. On hospitals wards though it's a trade off. Every handover you introduce to the day is an opportunity for things to be missed. And any way you try to break up the night shift leads to people coming & going at fairly awful hours of the day. But tiredness is its own issue...