TwistedSis74
@twistedsis74.bsky.social
Lawyer (not YOUR lawyer)
Xitter refugee
Happily married
💛🐩💙 since hazing was legal
#brickbybrick
Go 🤎Browns🧡
Go Fighting Irish 🍀🏈
Xitter refugee
Happily married
💛🐩💙 since hazing was legal
#brickbybrick
Go 🤎Browns🧡
Go Fighting Irish 🍀🏈
Not him preaching a whole word in a klan robe and crocs in sport mode 😆🤣🤣 i can't be the only one tickled to death by this
February 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Not him preaching a whole word in a klan robe and crocs in sport mode 😆🤣🤣 i can't be the only one tickled to death by this
Amber Rose turned her back on blackness.
Blackness said okay bet 👍🏽
Blackness said okay bet 👍🏽
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Amber Rose turned her back on blackness.
Blackness said okay bet 👍🏽
Blackness said okay bet 👍🏽
TFW United Healthcare declines to cover your routine, annual mammogram and Mercy sends you a bill for $1800
A bargain, that's only $900 a titty
A bargain, that's only $900 a titty
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
TFW United Healthcare declines to cover your routine, annual mammogram and Mercy sends you a bill for $1800
A bargain, that's only $900 a titty
A bargain, that's only $900 a titty
Billboard in Montgomery AL that the mayor recently ordered to be removed
January 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Billboard in Montgomery AL that the mayor recently ordered to be removed
Haaahahah ohhhh Cowboys. Bless their dear little pea pickin hearts
January 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Haaahahah ohhhh Cowboys. Bless their dear little pea pickin hearts
Hors d'ouevres are served! Who's hungry?
January 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hors d'ouevres are served! Who's hungry?
Online person: OMG your memes are hilarious. You're probably so much fun to hang out with
Me: (but with dogs)
Me: (but with dogs)
January 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Online person: OMG your memes are hilarious. You're probably so much fun to hang out with
Me: (but with dogs)
Me: (but with dogs)
Nobody:
Mary J Blige:
Mary J Blige:
January 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Nobody:
Mary J Blige:
Mary J Blige:
Who asked for this?
January 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who asked for this?
(Unless you have at least a bachelor's degree in Education) You are not qualified to homeschool your kids
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
(Unless you have at least a bachelor's degree in Education) You are not qualified to homeschool your kids
I did .manage to offload some poundage in 2024. 235 in July 2022, 155 in July 2024.
May not look that different but man I feel 1000% better, joints a lot less sore now. I'll be 52 in a few weeks #Aquarius
May not look that different but man I feel 1000% better, joints a lot less sore now. I'll be 52 in a few weeks #Aquarius
January 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I did .manage to offload some poundage in 2024. 235 in July 2022, 155 in July 2024.
May not look that different but man I feel 1000% better, joints a lot less sore now. I'll be 52 in a few weeks #Aquarius
May not look that different but man I feel 1000% better, joints a lot less sore now. I'll be 52 in a few weeks #Aquarius
any good Irish folks interested in making a new American friend, BlueSky style? I plan on visiting yalls country for the 1st time in 2026. I'd love to have a go to person or 2 over there...?
#IrishBlueSky #Ireland
#IrishBlueSky #Ireland
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
any good Irish folks interested in making a new American friend, BlueSky style? I plan on visiting yalls country for the 1st time in 2026. I'd love to have a go to person or 2 over there...?
#IrishBlueSky #Ireland
#IrishBlueSky #Ireland
"That there ain't country!"
"But what about her husband!"
"I sat and watched the entire thing, transfixed, then I remembered Beyonce is black! Now I'm mad at myself for forgetting for 3 minutes that I don't like black people, waaaaah"
"But what about her husband!"
"I sat and watched the entire thing, transfixed, then I remembered Beyonce is black! Now I'm mad at myself for forgetting for 3 minutes that I don't like black people, waaaaah"
December 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
"That there ain't country!"
"But what about her husband!"
"I sat and watched the entire thing, transfixed, then I remembered Beyonce is black! Now I'm mad at myself for forgetting for 3 minutes that I don't like black people, waaaaah"
"But what about her husband!"
"I sat and watched the entire thing, transfixed, then I remembered Beyonce is black! Now I'm mad at myself for forgetting for 3 minutes that I don't like black people, waaaaah"
He was about 12 or 13 here. He's 18 now
December 26, 2024 at 1:38 PM
He was about 12 or 13 here. He's 18 now
That time I took my stepson to his first HBCU pep rally at my alma mater in Ohio back in 2019. We learned the concept of “swag n surf” and he was quite impressed by the HBCU school spirit atmosphere as you can see.
December 26, 2024 at 1:38 PM
That time I took my stepson to his first HBCU pep rally at my alma mater in Ohio back in 2019. We learned the concept of “swag n surf” and he was quite impressed by the HBCU school spirit atmosphere as you can see.
He was 12 or 13 here. He's 18 now.
December 26, 2024 at 12:36 PM
He was 12 or 13 here. He's 18 now.
I think he nailed it 🤣
Merry Christmas yall
Merry Christmas yall
December 26, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I think he nailed it 🤣
Merry Christmas yall
Merry Christmas yall
My hubby is so bad at using the word NO.
Me in 2020: Hey babe. Can you crawl inside this tinfoil-lined cardboard box? C'mere, let me put lip gloss on your head real quick. Okay hold this lighter
Joe: Why?
Me: Just do it
Joe: Okay
Me in 2020: Hey babe. Can you crawl inside this tinfoil-lined cardboard box? C'mere, let me put lip gloss on your head real quick. Okay hold this lighter
Joe: Why?
Me: Just do it
Joe: Okay
December 26, 2024 at 12:30 PM
My hubby is so bad at using the word NO.
Me in 2020: Hey babe. Can you crawl inside this tinfoil-lined cardboard box? C'mere, let me put lip gloss on your head real quick. Okay hold this lighter
Joe: Why?
Me: Just do it
Joe: Okay
Me in 2020: Hey babe. Can you crawl inside this tinfoil-lined cardboard box? C'mere, let me put lip gloss on your head real quick. Okay hold this lighter
Joe: Why?
Me: Just do it
Joe: Okay
The Christmas gift my 72yo aunt gave my 26yo daughter
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
The Christmas gift my 72yo aunt gave my 26yo daughter
Talk me out of cutting my hair off and starting over
December 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Talk me out of cutting my hair off and starting over
Bankston Chesterfield IV
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Bankston Chesterfield IV
Are Aunties allowed to participate? I'm 51
December 13, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Are Aunties allowed to participate? I'm 51
Happy Friday, Skeeters
December 13, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Happy Friday, Skeeters
Oh I'm sure it's gonna come out how young Beyonce was when Jay really started sniffing after her
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Oh I'm sure it's gonna come out how young Beyonce was when Jay really started sniffing after her
Dear Black People, why are we like this🤣🤣🤣
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Dear Black People, why are we like this🤣🤣🤣