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Christmas is stressful. Gifts are stressful. We're just giving everyone bread this year.
This is how hard it is to get gifts for these boys.
Okay bye.

Credit to Looji for our chibis.
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December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Despite saving Michelle from having Endometriosis just to make us feel better, we are now cursing Cale to have to lotion his hands during the cold months or they'll crack. Just another reason for him to hate winter.
December 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Quick reminder to go on a date with you significant other, because if you don't actively try to, you might just... not.
For months. Or years.
No one tells you this, but it's actually really hard to work on a dating sim when you're ignoring the romantic aspect of your partnership.
Oops.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Over the last week, we've been discussing how each Monster Magnet love interest would be as a Thanksgiving guest. After some consideration, here is our official ranking.

Credit to Looji for our chibis.
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Olive is very friendly, even with strangers. His tastes are also a little off, so he may eat some of the otherwise unappreciated sides. Plus, you have first dibs on his slice of pie. Cale is nervous, but very polite, and is good at avoiding problems. However, his big appetite and vegetarian diet might leave your family confused as to how to accomodate for him. Vincent is well-mannered, and as a professional chef, he'll be able to help in the kitchen. The problem comes when one of your cherished family recipes needs some tweaks... Aster is surprisingly respectful around the older adults, at the cost of not personally connecting with anyone. He also dislikes most Thanksgiving dishes and will barely eat half a plate. Tristan is a ghost. If your family can see him, they have questions. If they can't, he's probably distracting you. Also, half the rolls just disappeared, and the sweet potatoes have no more marshmallows.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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With Thanksgiving coming up this week, we wanted to give everyone some advice for the holiday from the main cast of Monster Magnet.

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
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November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Monster Lore 7
When ghosts first manifest, they usually do so in a state of mental fog, where they tend to not be very aware of their surroundings, their actions, or the passage of time. Ghosts sometimes reenter this state if they have been left "undisturbed," or if they are faced with something reminiscent of their trauma.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Forgot to make a post this week, so here's Aster since it seems like he's y'all's favorite.

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
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November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Tristan coming to steal your Halloween candy.

Credit to @eleanorgrootch for our CGs! (as seen above)
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November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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NASA has confirmed that the Earth now has an additional moon. We worried what that meant for werewolves and concluded that it only makes sense that Lycanthropy needs to be adjusted to accommodate.
All werewolves are now 0.00001% more werewolf. We hope that you are all satisfied with this solution.
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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After being forced to leave an event early yesterday, I'm considering giving Michelle endometriosis. Sharing the pain with one of my characters could be cathartic.
Fortunately for her, it doesn't add anything to the narrative, so she's safe... for now.
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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When your wife goes away for the weekend, it helps to have 5 pretty boys to stare at.

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
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October 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Ah, Premier City University. The entire reason Michelle is in Premier City! Surely this will be important location, and not just a place where Michelle meets one of her five love interests.

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda
October 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Main jobs are kicking our asses rn. Back to bed

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda
Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
www.tumblr.com/loojii
September 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Get yourself a boyfriend who struggles to participate in Bi Visibility Day.
September 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Meet Michelle's coworker Helen! Someone's gotta look out for newbies and make sure the boss feeds himself, and she's up to the task!
Kind to her coworkers and competent at her job, she's exactly the kind of person you'd want to be on a shift with.
A woman in a waitress's uniform appears with the following text: Helen, Age 28, Has worked at Viscount's as a waitress since it opened 3 years ago, mother to a 4 year old, work mother to michelle, hasn't dated since her fiance walked out, sometimes treats vincent as more of a peer than a boss
September 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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After struggling to redo some code in Ren'py, I finally got all the boys to stand together again for a picture! Also, Michelle's mom is here.

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda
Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
www.tumblr.com/loojii
September 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Monster Lore 6
September 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Oo, a mysterious magical house on the outskirts of town. I wonder who might live here...

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda
August 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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It sure is nice to have such a kind, helpful, normal, human neighbor right across the hall!

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
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August 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Gotta love watching a professional at work, especially if he lets you have a little taste.

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
www.tumblr.com/loojii
August 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Monster Lore 5
Originating from the harsh planet Aicleem, the Aicleem Keemiopi have evolved to mimic creatures in order to survive. Coming into physical contact with another creature allows them to copy its senses, resistances, and appearance. Whether the challenges they face are environmental or social, the Aicleem Keemiopi are experts at adaptation.
August 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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A cozy cafe is a great place to get some homework done. That is, assuming there's nothing there to distract you.

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
www.tumblr.com/loojii
August 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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It's nice to have a place to chill out, play some games, and maybe haunt for all eternity.

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
www.tumblr.com/loojii
July 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Just a normal, artsy boy in his happy place.

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda

Credit to Looji for our character sprites!
www.tumblr.com/loojii
July 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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What a lovely home to have grown up i- HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT PENGUIN!

Credit to InvPanda for our backgrounds! www.artstation.com/invpanda
July 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM