they forgot to put fire sauce in the bag at Taco Bell. it's still good but missing something. like a handjob without spit

some ppls gender euphoria is just to look ugly and u gotta respect that i guess

the check engine light in my car is an egregore for my death anxiety

me when i take a photo of crabgrass and broken pavement: ahh yes the intersection of nature and humanity

when I'm on walks dogs follow me because I'm pure of heart

a post srs doll has sex with a straight man without disclosing her chromosome status and suddenly every man is an expert on what does and does not constitute sexual coercion

an older women said "this is so lynchian" when i handed her some torn out tr*nnie p*rn to hold whole digging in my center console for quarters today

i know I'm down bad when I start fantasizing about reading to her out loud from a book

your boyfriend isn't a "golden retriever" he's a closeted homosexual

Im highkey built exactly like this

sitting in the park waiting for the loml to walk by