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Your Evil Twin, Skippy - FREE 🇵🇸
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Fuck those guys.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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THIS MODERN WORLD .Coming soon From the new owners of Paramount Studios.. MAGA TREK .. "To boldly grift where no man CAPTAIN TRUMP! THE DEMOCRATS HAVE SIGNALLED THEIR SURRENDER IN THE FEDERATION SHUTDOWN! THOSE LOSERS FOLDED LIKE SPACE DOGS! YOU KNO THE ONES NES WITH WITH THE UNI CORN HORNS! DEED! THEY NEVER STOOD A...CHANCE AGAINST YOUR FAVORITE CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE! WHICH I AM RENAMING THE U.S.S. TRUMP, BY THE WAY! ALSO, I WANT MORE GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM ON THE...BULKHEADS! AND LET'S REPLACE THE SHUTTLE BAY WITH A BIG, BEAUTIFUL...BALLROOM! BY TOM TOMORROW THE DEMOCRATS.. WANTED TO WASTE VALUABLE FEDERATION RE- SOURCES ON SICKBAY ACCESS... FOR TOTAL NOBODIES! THE BLASTED FOOLS JUST WANTED TO PUMP THEM FULL OF PROVEN DANGEROUS, UN- VACCINES! THE FEDERATION HAS BEEN ASSIMI- LATED BY BIG MEDICINE! BUT INDEPENDENT THINKERS WHO DO THEIR OWN DAMN RESEARCH ARE RUNNIN' THE SHOW MOW! ONE MIGHT INFER THAT THE LIBS HAVE BEEN OWNED! GENTLEMEN, OUR MISSION IS TO IMPOSE ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL.. INSTABILITY THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY! CHAOS IS OUR BUSINESS! AND ALSO TO MAKE SURE TRUMP GETS A...LOT OF GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM! AN EXTREMELY LOGICAL OBJECTIVE, SIR! BUT THEN RED ALERT! WE'VE GOT A WAVE OF EPSTEIN FILES COMING TOWARD US AT WARP SPEED! THE ENGINES CANNOT TAKE THE STRAIN, SIR! IT'S A HOAX! TARGET THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA AND FIRE ALL PHASERS! WILL THE INTREPID CREW OF THE U.S.S. TRUMP SURVIVE THE ON- SLAUGHT? STAY TUNED! ToMORROW 2025
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Gross, awful people.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Huh...
Maximum atheist @Maximumatheist @trackingdonald A woman on Tik Tok called churches asking for help feeding her 9-month-old baby. • Mosques: 100% offered help • Buddhist Temples: 100% offered help. • Christian Churches: 27% offered help. Only 9 of 33 Christian churches said yes -and all 9 were predominantly Black churches. Love thy neighbor? Depends on the pew. My message to you 6:29 PM 10 Nov 25 569 Views
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I don't even know what to say anymore...
“Let this be a reminder: when they go low, we cave."
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Gaza, before and after...
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Assholes.
Tim Kaine SHAME ON YOU Senator Dick Durbbin Senator Jeanne Shaheen Senator Maggie Hassan Senator John Fetterman enator Angus King Senator Cortez Masto Senator Jackie Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I never, ever liked him.
Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg Has there ever been a man who's failed to meet the moment more than Chuck Schumer? Relentlessly, incessantly, unstoppably wrong at every turn, Schumer is going to go down in history as the worst Dem legislative leader in modern times, and it's not even particularly close. Jake Sherman @JakeSherman 5h And this does absolutely zero on Obamacare. The most Democrats get is a
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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ADAM BREAKING 46% of Israelis say they would avoid visiting New York City after Mamdani becomes Mayor. Make him president! 658 72.2K 18.3K
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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THIS MOLLEL WORLD THESE ELECTIONS WERE NOT A REFERENDUM ON TRUMP! HOW COULD THEY BE? I WASN'T EVEN ON THE BALLOT! AN EXCEL-LENT POINT AS ALWAYS, SIR! YOU REMAIN THE MOST POPULAR PRES-IDENT IN HISTORY, ACCORDING TO POLL NUMBERS I JUST MADE UP! I BLAME THE IDIOT REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS AND THEIR STUPID SHUTDOWN! THE ENTIRE THING IS THEIR FAULT! YES SIR! PERHAPS WE SHOULDN'T SAY THAT IN PUBLIC, THOUGH. TOO LATE. I ALREADY "TRUTHED" IT. AH, WELL, NEVERTHELESS. by TOM TOMORROW HOW COULD NEW YORK CITY ELECT A MUSLIM COMMUNIST AS MAYOR? ESPECIALLY AFTER I ENDORSED THAT RAT BASTARD CUOMO! ALONG WITH ELON--AND EVEN ME! THAT'S THREE OF THE MOST BELOVED PEOPLE ALIVE! MAYBE IT WAS FRAUD--LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE I DON'T LIKE! JOIN SPARKY'S LIST: thismodernworld.com/subscriptions ... WELL, THEY'LL REALIZE THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS SOON ENOUGH--WHEN EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS FORCED TO LIVE UNDER IKEA LAW! UH--DO YOU MEAN SHARIA LAW, SIR? NEVER CORRECT ME, SMILING GUY. AS YOUR HUMBLE ADVISOR WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT ACTING AS THE SHADOW PRESIDENT, I'D SUGGEST SENDING IN THE TROOPS AND SHOWING NEW YORK WHO'S REALLY IN CHARGE! I WANT ICE TO DEPORT THIS ZOLTAR GUY! NOW--CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOME-THING IMPORTANT, LIKE MY BALL-ROOM? I THINK WE SHOULD BUILD IT OUT OF SOLID GOLD! ? WE HAVE SO MUCH OF IT--JUST SIT-TING THERE IN FORT KNOX! I MEAN--WHO'S GOING TO STOP US? SORRY. YOU MEAN--ER, NEVER MIND. EXACTLY. TOM TOMORROW 2025-11-10 25
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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This was always going to be the result...
Ayaan Hirsi Ali @Ayaan 1d STOP MAMDANI! It is a bitter irony if New Yorkers hand the mayor's office to an Islamist clad in socialist garb a mere 24 years after the devastating terror attacks of 9/11/2001 in a campaign paid for by the Islamist cheerleaders of those who sought to destroy NYC. 701 2.1K 9.4K 470K A Ali A. Rizvi reposted Ali A. Rizvi @aliamjadrizvi Follow Replying to @Ayaan I'm not sure what's happening here, Ayaan. You used to talk about an "Islamic reformation," and now you have a pro-secular Muslim candidate who is pro-women, pro-LGBTQ, has a secular Hindu mother who was never asked to convert and directed pro-feminist and pro-sexual liberation movies like Kama Sutra, Vanity Fair, and Monsoon Wedding; and a wife who is hardly in any kind of veil or burka (quite the opposite). Mamdani and his family is *exactly* the kind of forward-thinking, pro-secular, pro-gay, pro-woman Muslim (by-identity-only) man you wished to see as the public face of a reformed Muslim world. By all means, disagree with his policies or political views -- even he would welcome that -- but you know more than anyone that the son of an agnostic father and a Hindu director of "Kama Sutra: A Love Story" is hardly an Islamist. Referring to him as one essentially mocks all of the writing you've ever done on this subject. I'm always fascinated by the phenomenon of ex-Muslims who trade in one far-right ideology (Islam) for another (MAGA-style Christianity). As the author of the incredible "Infidel," you were one of the most original and independent thinkers anyone knew. I'm not sure why you decided instead to become a complete conformist to a tribal political ideology, religious mythology, theocratic ethnocentrism, and this utterly predictable kind of populist cult thinking that has siloed your once-massive influence to an ever-receding tribal echo chamber. x.com/Ayaan/status/1... 9:11 pm 04 Nov 25 9,258 Views
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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the rest of the USA new york
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Throwback...
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November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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News from the front...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Of course...
Cradle @TheCradleMedia YouTube and Google accused of silencing Palestine coverage, deleting 700 videos of Israeli war crimes A detailed investigation by The Intercept reveals that YouTube, owned by Google LLC, has removed hundreds of videos and disabled channels that documented Israeli human rights Show more
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Me if I see woman stealing baby food, medicine, food, clothes, diapers, wipes, tampons, pads, pepper spray
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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No lies detected...
MY GAWD THESE THAT ATTITUDE MIGHT AS WELL! YOU TRUMP PEOPLE ARE IS WHAT'S PUSHING SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I' RACIST. ME TO BE RACIST! SAY WHAT? BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN. I JUST HATE Bzzzzzzz IT ... YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO TO DO THIS. I FEEL DOESN'T. MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT BULLIED, EVERY DAY. REALLY. BORS
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Awful, disingenuous people.
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Same bro...
The voices in my head: Progress Takes Time We Don't Have Time
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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It will be interesting to see if this holds up or expands.
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Good Times...
Government Sh*tdown PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE. DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR I MAY BE HEALTH INSURANCE. SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T Sorry, We're DO SURGERY ON MYSELF! CLOSED YOUR TAX HAS GREAT DOLLARS AT WORK HEALTH COVERAGE MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE: WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY. IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES WHEEEE! ON AMERICANS ... RRRR! RRRR! PLEASE HELP. ... THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. SORENSEN 2025 Jen Sorensen - Be a subscriber! jensorensen.com/subscribe
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Cowards.
r/JewsOfConscience 27m Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) says the Progressive Caucus had an official rule/provision of not taking a position on Palestine. Literally the Progressive Except for Palestine Caucus.
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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America...
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October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Kristy Noem is in my city today...
BEEM by RUBEN BOLLING Chagrin I told you, Cap. No orange juice. We're not millionaires! Oh! I'm getting one of those alarms on my phone! The president just declared our town war-ravaged hellhole!! Chagrin Falls?? "MY COUNTRY, SH*T ON THEE' He says marauding Antifa thugs own the streets! And that all store- fronts are board- ed up! People afraid to leave their homes! It's the National Guard! Let's Commie! They got Larry! Don't struggle, wetback! Really? I'm a U.S. citizen You have no probable cause! ©2025 R.BOLLIN LING -1757- JER HIV He's not Antifa! He's vegan! Same thing! Isn't there some way to stop this? Shh! If they hear that we're resist- ing, Trump will... It's a "Kavanaugh Stop," beaner! If you're brown, we can take you downtown! I thought that video was Al- generated! The metaphor was too perfect for it to be fake A gold-plated fighter jet! Must The this much is impressive. You gotta admit, his ability to produce be the End McDonald's.
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM