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Flight in a couple hours and I haven’t packed a single thing
a woman with a tattoo on her wrist that says bts on it
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November 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Flight in a couple hours and I haven’t packed a single thing
I don’t know a more humiliating career choice than a mall cop
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I don’t know a more humiliating career choice than a mall cop
When I answer the phone and it’s life saying “hello it’s your life…do you wanna meet later? Relax and ease your mind cuz you work so much”
a woman talking on a cell phone wearing a shirt that says easi
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media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
When I answer the phone and it’s life saying “hello it’s your life…do you wanna meet later? Relax and ease your mind cuz you work so much”
Direct deposit hit but I have to move in a month and buy Christmas gifts
a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair and blue eyes .
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media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Direct deposit hit but I have to move in a month and buy Christmas gifts
The piss fountain at the poop deli wasn’t working today
a woman is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and making a funny face .
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media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The piss fountain at the poop deli wasn’t working today
Job has hired too many gay guys back to back. What happened to good old homophobia?
November 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Job has hired too many gay guys back to back. What happened to good old homophobia?
Has an email ever found anyone well????
November 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Has an email ever found anyone well????
Hungover asf
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Hungover asf