Alien: Earth finale

Finally it is my time

Another day in paradise

I’m the one riding a bike in these mean streets while you drive around in your large air conditioned truck but ok

This London fog with lavender syrup cost $8.50 (I didn’t notice the price until after I ordered and we all know it’s illegal to change your mind after you’ve ordered) and not only is it small, it has actual lavender flowers in it that I have to keep spitting out.

It's important for spouses to have shared interests.

One time my cousin-in-law ate too much smartfood and his farts became so revolting that my blind grandmother asked “are we driving past a piggery?” when he farted in the car. I bet the new formula wouldn’t do that. www.eater.com/24394718/sma...

A man on the streetcar is having a loud conversation with his pug about money and where the best place to live is. (Parkdale sucks, Royal York and blood is good, apparently.)

"Having the freedom to read and the freedom to choose is one of the best gifts my parents ever gave me." - Judy Blume (whose birthday 🎂 is today!)

#Freadom #BannedBooks #Edusky

Four different elementary school classes just got on this streetcar at the same time and the noise level is incredible. How do teachers do this?

An agonizing diary from the one of last doctors working in a northern Gaza hospital. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/02/o...

Not all the news is bad.

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