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Image, which names the electric kettle "steam machine" and its heater "steam deck".
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Tumblr post by itreds-neurons (alt by Gemini 3): "The two types of Minecraft modpacks are Factorio and Terraria. All modpacks fall into one of these two categories. Gregtech? Factorio. Rebirth of the Night? Terraria. Crash Landing? Factorio. RLCraft? Terraria. Compact Claustrophobia? Factorio. Hexxit? Terraria. A Job For The Mage? Factorio. All The Mods? Terraria. Despite the pack being focused around dispelling a purple-hued corruption biome that slowly spreads across your world and fights back against your attempts to cleanse it, Blightfall is Factorio."
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Santa reading the wishlist and asking "who the fuck asked for toxic yuri".
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Bunch of images of Dr. House captioned "town".
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Reddit post with a collage of 3 photos. The first photo has an open Game Boy Advance SP, Pokémon Gold cartridge and a note saying "This isn't working anymore... =(". The second photo now shows a working Game Boy Advance SP, showing Pokémon Gold title screen. The note is partially hidden by the GBA SP. The third photo has OP filming themselves and the GBA SP. The post has title "When she leaves a note on your Gameboy that says “this isn’t working anymore” but surprise! You turn it on and it works just fine…"
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Tomorrow is December 1st
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOUR POST SINCE I SAW IT. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLLIONTH OF THE PEAK YOU COOKED. AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Screenshot from iMessage, which shows that OP has sent a message "I'm here". The screenshot is captioned "This how you know I pulled up at The function".
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Warning from a terminal program upon user trying to paste an ASCII art of puppy: "Pasting this text to the terminal may be dangerous as it looks like some commands may be executed."
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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CHINA IS WORKING ON A PLANE THAT COULD FLY
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Me petting my cat for the last time before I sell him for RAM
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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gen beta posting
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Photo of person splashing water from pool on bricks nearby that pool. The photo is captioned "pool brick hydration is a full time job".
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Photo of a bread loaf which is so overcooked, it now has a magma texture. The photo is captioned "Burnt my bread a little".
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Schema for Santa's hiding place. The hiding place is a hole which has an entrance hidden by presents. The Santa himself is laying deep in the hole. To help with air conditioning, the hiding place has a fan. There's also a snow vent.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Photo of a calico, but mostly white cat staring at a computer screen. That screen displays some kind of graphical editor running on Windows 3.1. The editor has another photo of the same cat open.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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"my dad admitted he doesn't understand the concept of a live stream of a person playing a video game. he though (sic) i was on a 6 hour personal phone call with jerma985".
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Tweet by YouTube's official account with text "sometimes it's okay to press pause" was community note'd with this context: "It is important to note that YouTube is rolling out a feature where if a user pauses a video for ~10 seconds, an Advertisement will appear. This means its better to not pause to get the least inturruptions (sic) for your video."
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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literally december 25th
Rules for r slash jolly posting. Number one is "Jolly posts only" with description "Otherwise you get coal". Number two is "Keep the christmas spirit" with description "Otherwise you get coal". Number three is "No santa deniers (too political) with description "Otherwise you get coal". And the final, fourth one, is "Never disrespect Rudolph's red node" with description "Otherwise you get coal".
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Haven't heard anyone saying "2026 is gonna be my year" y'all must be scared this time
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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i'm over here ruling my kingdom right now, i got vassals on my court right now, feasting on my dining hill right now, i'm kingly as fuck man, i'm a royal man
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Tumblr post by kamit the silly with a crude drawing of a cute looking seal captioned "i love that seals are carnivores and then they always look exactly like that:"
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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"everyone benching 100kg until these mf pulls up" - 24 pin ATX connector
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM