Just realized there are only 2 maybe 3 humans that actually follow this account. Thank god.
June 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just realized there are only 2 maybe 3 humans that actually follow this account. Thank god.
Reposted by Twill Condom
It is one of those nights where the thoughts turn to "the most meaningful thing i can do is swallow a grenade and hug an in insurance board of trustee"
June 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It is one of those nights where the thoughts turn to "the most meaningful thing i can do is swallow a grenade and hug an in insurance board of trustee"
I think its time to make my dating profiles fucking weird. Just real unhinged pics. me blurry, distant, naked across the street from your childhood home.
May 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think its time to make my dating profiles fucking weird. Just real unhinged pics. me blurry, distant, naked across the street from your childhood home.
I am terrible at the functional minutia of being alive.
May 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I am terrible at the functional minutia of being alive.
Car isnt working right, med and dental bills keep happening, I only find joy in eating, and god knows i need to go back to therapy. Everything is so goddamn expensive. I am also certain I am spending my money wrong. I am doing alot of things just incorrectly.
May 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Car isnt working right, med and dental bills keep happening, I only find joy in eating, and god knows i need to go back to therapy. Everything is so goddamn expensive. I am also certain I am spending my money wrong. I am doing alot of things just incorrectly.
I dont want to learn another goddamn thing. Especially not for work. Almost every single thing I have learned was backed by threats of one kind or another.
May 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I dont want to learn another goddamn thing. Especially not for work. Almost every single thing I have learned was backed by threats of one kind or another.
Do all thing in crippling shame. Regret every action. Want to die. Happy saturday.
May 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Do all thing in crippling shame. Regret every action. Want to die. Happy saturday.
Something is fucking wrong
May 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Something is fucking wrong
Today the meds kicked back in and we may continue to be silly
May 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Today the meds kicked back in and we may continue to be silly
Today is all beautiful weather and suicidal ideation
May 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Today is all beautiful weather and suicidal ideation
Woo depression meds not workin like they used too! Fuck yeah!
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Woo depression meds not workin like they used too! Fuck yeah!
I think my ideal woman is one who will kill me in my sleep.
May 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I think my ideal woman is one who will kill me in my sleep.
I am an hour from the big city and stuck in the suburbs. Lord help me get in.
April 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I am an hour from the big city and stuck in the suburbs. Lord help me get in.
I think i might be too awkward to date.
April 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I think i might be too awkward to date.
MOTHERFUKIN DIET RITE. SHIT SLAPS
February 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
MOTHERFUKIN DIET RITE. SHIT SLAPS
I find myself screaming k*** yours*** at political figures alot more lately.
February 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I find myself screaming k*** yours*** at political figures alot more lately.
What if the little mermaid, but all the music was done by "real big fish"
January 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What if the little mermaid, but all the music was done by "real big fish"
The entire concept of cuckolding makes me real sad.
January 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The entire concept of cuckolding makes me real sad.
We are the tamigatchi in the back of god's junk drawer.
January 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
We are the tamigatchi in the back of god's junk drawer.
The dry air is turning the inside of my nose into the hardened fleashy network of tunnels in the alien movies.
January 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The dry air is turning the inside of my nose into the hardened fleashy network of tunnels in the alien movies.
We have 4 more years of trump. My bet is him tripping over his weird shoes, falling down the stairs and hitting his head on a banister railing.
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
We have 4 more years of trump. My bet is him tripping over his weird shoes, falling down the stairs and hitting his head on a banister railing.
Im the 5 years of living in Anytown, USA, I never went to the punk bar. WHY DID IT NOT DO THAT!? ITS LOVELY!
January 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Im the 5 years of living in Anytown, USA, I never went to the punk bar. WHY DID IT NOT DO THAT!? ITS LOVELY!
I am the picture, next to the definition, of "scaring the hoes"
January 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I am the picture, next to the definition, of "scaring the hoes"
There is something really nice about the exhaustion after a night of not sleeping
January 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
There is something really nice about the exhaustion after a night of not sleeping