But it balances aesthetics and functionality....

Anything with tighty whities. They're the Crux of all hornyness.

Not to be weird but ⬅️↙️➡️K

I made you a meat pie. Oh no my mind!

Good. Now kiss me and prepare to have a massive family.

No, uno reversal. You'll have MY puppies, suck MY dick, buy me Chinese food and new underwear and socks. These are too worn out and stinky. You'll get fatter and fatter and fatter as we continuously have litters. Also Roland is our nanny who I get preggers too.

Who was I?

I shitpost so much, idk who I am anymore or who I was beforehand.

You can always catch him walkin' around town and he always loves it when people ask for pictures.

He lives off of residual checks from the original series, sold his likeness in the 80s for spinoffs, made some bad investments in the early 2000s, now he's in a trailer park, but he makes due.

A normie friend on Facebook posted GOOTS once. I forgot to tell you about it. But it did happen. You should feel good about that.

I already told you, but I'll say it again. Oh, I didn't tell you? Well I'm telling you now, creature. Tighty whities are pure sex.

Dude no way. Vent more on here. You've got stuff you need to say, get it out. Don't worry about looking weak or fragile or complaining too much. Everyone has stuff they need to get out otherwise it adds up and can break us. Rest, try and breathe and post as much as you need to about why you need to

I don't have stickers on anything because I don't have any cool stickers or anything cool to put them on.