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Dispatches from the undercommons.
Wife of Andy. Daughter of a typo. Mother of chaos.
#Boulder adjacent #CO
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Do all pugs get aroused by ham?
A tan pug sits on a mustard-yellow blanket with his legs splayed, staring downward like he’s contemplating life choices. He has a visible, excited little erection. The background shows a softly lit bedroom
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Is this vertical integration?
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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+1845 in Ireland.
It’s never been not okay for these people to starve workers. Whether we call it colonial extraction or administrative neglect, it was lawful then and now
Map of India showing major famines during British rule between 1765 and 1947. The map uses colored and patterned regions to indicate where each famine occurred. The legend identifies eleven famines: • Great Bengal famine (1769–1770) – diagonal black lines • Chalisa famine (1783) – brick pattern • Doji Bara famine (1791–1792) – light blue • Agra famine (1837–1838) – yellow • Upper Doab famine (1860–1861) – vertical stripes • Orissa famine (1866) – gray • Rajputana famine (1869) – orange • Bihar famine (1873–1874) – brown • Great famine (1876–1878) – red • Indian famine (1896–1897) – blue • Indian famine (1899–1900) – purple • Bengal famine (1943) – green Smaller inset maps at the bottom display these famines in chronological groups, showing how affected regions expanded over time across northern, central, and southern India. A small reference outline of India appears in the lower left corner for scale.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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News broadcast split screen showing anchor on left and a dog on right, captioned “Dog accidentally attends interview.”
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I have a very white husband who just made our child a quesadilla 😅😂😂
A small white plate sits on a yellow table, holding a piece of toasted flatbread topped with orange cheese. A gold-colored fork rests on the edge of the plate. The flatbread appears browned and burned around the edges. The cheese is both melted and not melted
September 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It’s true that anti-heroes & redemption arcs are popular bc we distrust institutions & need to believe in something beyond nihilism. But media almost always offers us a false binary as a balm. For example, Prof X & Magneto are famously both modeled after Zionists
August 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Every year I go through my contacts to send a text out to folks for this fundraiser, and this one is a headscratcher
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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It’s not biology. It’s structural racism.
A digital fundraising graphic features bold text reading, “Why don’t MS fundraisers reflect the people who have MS?” Below, a subtitle says, “MS isn’t just a ‘White women’s disease’—people of color have been underdiagnosed and excluded from research.” On the left, a blue circle with a graphic of a green bike, suggesting Earth. On the right, a photo of a young South Asian woman with a calm, confident expression against a coral circle background. Two bar graphs are below: the first, titled “MS Representation in Colorado (Room of 100),” shows bars labeled English only (tallest), Spanish, and other languages; the second, “Average Delay in MS Diagnosis by Race/Ethnicity,” shows higher diagnosis delays for Black, Latine, and Asian patients compared to White patients. At the bottom, large blue text reads: “Support Andy’s ride and equitable MS care: https://events.nationalmssociety.org/participant/581366.”
April 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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My love and partner in life is participating in BikeMS for the 12th time this year!
Click here to contribute to Andy’s BikeMS Fundraiser:
events.nationalmssociety.org/participant/...
A cartoon style drawing of a white man on a bicycle. The text reads: Join the Ride Donate to Andy’s Bike MS Ride! and support equitable MS care - Fuel groundbreaking research - Expand Access to care
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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This ring has been resized 2x since last April & is going back again bc of how much weight I’ve lost due to illness. The ring may be smaller, & I may be too. But our love grows each day & it sparkles so bright. The way he showed up for me has brought us closer than ever. I found a good one 🙏🏽
March 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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So this fool is running for CO governor, and if Donald is the drapes, I suppose it only makes sense that rugs across the country will all eventually match
February 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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According to my rep, they’ve recently written two letters, so, they’re pretty miffed
February 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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A quote from my Congressman’s newsletter. Apparently the Democratic governance strategy is to write polite but critical Yelp reviews about the current administration.
A paragraph of text that reads “Bottom line — laying off hundreds of thousands of employees at a time is beyond reckless, which is why we organized and sent two letters in the past 24 hours demanding the administration reverse course.”
February 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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#Boulder #CUBoulder
Image of two flyers. Alt Text for the First Flyer: A flyer for a community conversation event at Colorado Law titled “Immigration, Allyship, and The Road Ahead.” The event is hosted by Professor Violeta Chapin, Associate Dean for Community and Culture and Director of the Immigration Clinic. The discussion will cover the impact of recent executive orders on undocumented residents, international students, and mixed-status families, along with ongoing advocacy efforts. The flyer includes an RSVP QR code and states that the event is scheduled for Friday, February 14, from 12:00 PM to 1:30 PM in Room 301. Light snacks and beverages will be provided, and a remote option is available via the registration link. Alt Text for the Second Flyer: A flyer in Spanish promoting legal immigration assistance provided by the Hispanic Affairs Project (HAP). The flyer states that HAP is authorized by the Department of Justice (DOJ/USCIS) to represent families in immigration procedures and provide reliable information. It asks if individuals have questions or experienced a personal change that may be an opportunity to adjust their immigration status. The flyer includes a contact email (info@hapgj.org) and a phone number (970-249-4115) for appointments. The bottom of the flyer features the Hispanic Affairs Project logo, which includes three hands interlocked in a circular design. The background has teal, yellow, and brown curved accents, and the top right corner features a photograph of people gathered around a table discussing paperwork.
February 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Is there anyone out there doing research to make the bubbles count? I would gladly dedicate a whole paycheck to that endeavor
February 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Today’s notification from my online bank. I guess my credit score is going down
A digital notification from a banking app features a dark blue background with a neon green hand making a peace sign, surrounded by illustrated diamonds and sparkles. The message in white text reads, “You won your Eating Out Challenge!” Below, in bold text, it says, “Nice job superstar.”
February 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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“So You’reThinking About Becoming a Prison Wife: A Handbook for Beginners”
A photo in which Luigi Mangioni, a handsome young man, is shirtless and showcasing a very muscular physique. He stands confidently on a lush green mountain trail. With a backpack on his shoulders and a bright smile on his face, he radiates energy and joy against the vibrant backdrop of dense greenery and rolling hills.
December 10, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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Boulder, Broomfield and Longmont HOME consortium’s plan is to make a plan.
“Photo of a Zoom presentation on a screen, titled ‘Local Housing Strategy Roadmap’ by Housing Solutions Lab. The roadmap is divided into three phases: Phase A (Lay the groundwork for a successful housing strategy), Phase B (Prepare a local housing strategy), and Phase C (Monitor and update the local housing strategy). Each phase lists specific steps. The presenter, Jess Wunsch, is visible in a Zoom video thumbnail alongside other participants. The slide includes a dotted yellow and white pathway connecting the phases visually.”
November 24, 2024 at 5:33 AM