I read an article about that thing and apparently it isn't even a "friend"
It's just a dick that actively shames its user.
There was a second account of it being less rude but it was still pretty damn useless and thrived on harvesting information.
These cash grabs aren't even hiding it anymore

Happy birthmas fellow birthday haver

Not gonna lie, I thought that was a meme or something

Damn, if that isn't encouragement to get my depresso ass out of the house every now and then, I don't know what is. That's amazing