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twelveyearsold.bsky.social
okkkkkkk my gift expired. i’m so sorry lmfao. that’s a crazy short time to claim ten bucks to be fair
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
yucky drake face 'no scope' happy drake face 'no-scope'
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
Zohran font “GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL”
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
no offence to the army,
no offence to the army, but you play taps on the bugle? i would personally be playing taps on the drum kit, or perhaps the door. and if you don't think the door can possibly be considered an instrument, you would do well to revisit the arrestingly inventive found-object percussion featured on fiona apple's universally acclaimed 2020 LP 'fetch the bolt cutters', hailed as an instant classic, earning a rare perfect score of 10.0 on music review site pitchfork, among a litany of other prestigious accolades.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
big day for people who love annoying band names
two stereogum articles next to one another 'Jenny On Holiday (Let's Eat Grandma) Announces Debut Solo Album Quicksand Heart: Hear "Dolphins"' and 'This Is Lorelei Announces (Sort Of) New Album Holo Boy: Hear "Name The Band"
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
when you’re epically pwning me online this is who you’re epically pwning btw
strange faceless child model swagged out in vintage balmain tigers kit and baggy fit levis silvertab made in usa stonewash straight leg denim 90s y2k ebay
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
new geese album rules
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
this!!! 💯🎯💪
fb post of a guy “I’m Un-Vaxed, Still ALIVE, As a Superman Myself, I also enjoyed the movie!” he’s flexing next to a superman poster
September 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
excellent suggestion reddit tysm so much
suggested reddit post in r/tarot that reads “Asked how will my bbl recovery go? Will it be good? Help with interpretation” with a bunch of tarot cards underneath
September 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
taking @ringworm.bsky.social’s excellent ‘you must understand this if you want to leave’ to the bowls club and passing a suzuki jimny enplastered with that selfsame author’s bumper sticker “yessir… that’s just how it goes in the inner west”
Above mentioned book in front of above mentioned jimny Above mentioned bump of sticker “HONK if you believe that cars too should be permitted to raise their voices in song”
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
if you can’t handle me at my you don’t deserve me at my
me and i’m next to a sign that says “danger open penetration” with a number plate reading MCLVN
August 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
a message from the harbour to the river, the sea and everywhere in-between: Palestine will be free!!!!!!
harbour bridge march for humanity
August 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
avp poster that says "whoever wins… we lose"
June 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
Yep! Agreed! I really believe this!
comment from braindead dipshit on Instagram that reads “Al + military is such an unsettling combination, but sadly it's the same situation as atomic bombs in ww2. If others are developing it we need to as well.”
June 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
the "it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyy" tweet but updated to "it's always 2 dumb cunts telling each other "100%"
June 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
too-long post i wrote in a frustrated huff "when you know where a business is but don't know its name, go to google maps and zoom in on its exact location. this will ensure the name doesn't appear, no matter how close you zoom in. then you're gonna want to type in the kind of business it is and hit search so it shows you that kind of business but not where you were searching originally. then, simply drag the map back over to where you were searching originally and hit "search this area". et voila! a step by step guide on how to becolme suicidal."
June 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
sorry but the courtroom artist is doing this lady so dirty lmfao
courtroom sketch of erin patterson in a mauve top with a doleful look on her face. her eyes aren't really visible. they're kinda just lines a la brock from pokemon it's the jesus fresco that some old parishioner fucked up while she was trying to restore it. it looks basically the same as the courtroom sketch vis a vis colours and expression
June 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
what was rolling stone cooking vis à vis fiona apple in 1999?
Rolling Stone review of Fiona Apple's 'When the Pawn…' that reads 3 1/2 stars – "Apple's music is a spiritual sister to the angst-ridded rap-metal of Korn and Limp Bizkit."
May 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
the official facebook facebook page remains undefeated
facebook post by facebook that reads "Plot twist: the love of your life is waiting to meet you on Facebook Dating 👀" and the top comment says: "Imagine falling for a girl whose bio says: 'Lover of sunsets, sushi, and toxic decisions.😆😆😆"
May 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
Don't like to get sincere on here, but this World Password Day 🫶 I'm shouting out the passwords 💻 that made my time online great. In no specific order 😂 and I've probably forgotten so many… but:
OX9WVf9gnAE17c4D3kptPEn ❤️
S8i2Rc48Cui9POYMdWhXmOY ❤️
C886Juok9K5qRtQs7jK7s6V ❤️❤️
eA5qpaYceplcd1J66tX11H5U ❤️
marketing email from lastpass with the subject "‼️ Celebrate World Password Day with 30% off ‼️" the body says "Happy World Password Day – Celebrate your passwords"
May 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
BREAKING: Catholic church installs new pope in record time; MrBeast unanimously elected Francis’ successor
white smoke puffing out of the vatican chimney
April 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
screenshot of the simpsons scene where bart's holding an old film reel that reads "it's a wonderful life (killing spree ending)". i've sloppily edited it though to read "jon favreau's "chef" (car bomb ending)"
April 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
you bcc’d on my email chain brother???
March 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
twelveyearsold.bsky.social
(guy who keeps fucking nazis by accident voice) well, that should clear THAT up,
Red bubble targeted ad for a bedspread with a 🚫 swastika pattern
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM