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I’m more popular at a different school
actually I thought Skyler White became MORE insufferable AFTER I transitioned
June 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hi everyone I love to hate people on twatter so if you’re keen to twit at trans misogynists lmk
June 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
be me, trying to view perineum piercings on Twitter
go to change porn settings (buttholes)
sign in to mobile browser, forgot password, change password
sign back in, complete mfa: I am hit with “suspicious login activity” block
for signing into app on the only device I’ve ever signed into it on ):
June 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
being problematic online is offset by how gentle and mommy I am offline
May 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
t4t date idea: we take turns sharing tips on passing that the other desperately needs
May 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
being the only non-puppygirl in the polycule is a rich and inspirational experience I wish everyone could enjoy but 2/3 of you are puppygirls so
May 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sometimes I tuck just so I can smell my fingers after
May 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
tell me I’m cute
May 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
basketball is becoming… comforting??
May 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
looked at X Formerly Known As Twitter to find Musk suspended my accounts without sending me anything
May 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Portland
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
have bidet, will travel
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
fabric store goth
May 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
being the only Bluesky user in the Twitter stoner circle
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
my toxic trait is that I still listen to John Mayer’s 2001 magnum opus “Room for Squares”
May 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
at the grocer’s
send help
May 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
at the mechanic
send nudes
May 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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lot of ppl dont know if i make music or not, well great news, i do. its bandcamp friday so send me some money if you fw me or my music or both and thanks to all you beautiful ppl who already have i love all you babies 🙏🩷
Heaven Baby X
whatever i want whenever i want heaven baby x is singer songwriter producer johanna seybold
heavenbabyx.bandcamp.com
May 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
gonna met Ray Wise and try to rizz him up
May 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
trans for trans can fix the world
May 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ur as kold as da grave
May 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm not like other girls i'm sideways
May 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
girls are fun
May 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
is she dating me for my steam family share library??
April 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I texted a girl “good night my dear 💞” even tho I wanted to send to her five pages on why she is divinity personified
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM